hannah 🦋
@hanfuchsia.bsky.social
joypilled hopecel
⚧️ she/her || ACAB || MDNI 🔞
⚧️ she/her || ACAB || MDNI 🔞
*sees a straight couple happily enjoying brunch together* ugh, 🙄 hetero hell amirite
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*sees a straight couple happily enjoying brunch together* ugh, 🙄 hetero hell amirite
yeah i'm 22 but a 2025 22 is like a 2020 19 ykwim
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
yeah i'm 22 but a 2025 22 is like a 2020 19 ykwim
why am i supposed to respect vets when none of them would even help my puppygirl gf when she was sick...
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
why am i supposed to respect vets when none of them would even help my puppygirl gf when she was sick...
give me the saddest incel and i will give you a beacon of light that fills every room with warmth and spirit... all it takes is one half decent pawjob to open one's heart to the beauty and wonder of the world
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
give me the saddest incel and i will give you a beacon of light that fills every room with warmth and spirit... all it takes is one half decent pawjob to open one's heart to the beauty and wonder of the world
there are no new memes anymore. the last new memes came out in 2023 and since then we've all just been recycling and riffing on the same ones
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
there are no new memes anymore. the last new memes came out in 2023 and since then we've all just been recycling and riffing on the same ones
thing about me is i'm actually super dysphoric and brainwormed but you guys would never know because i keep that shit to MYSELF and let it fester in my mind instead of putting it out into the open
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
thing about me is i'm actually super dysphoric and brainwormed but you guys would never know because i keep that shit to MYSELF and let it fester in my mind instead of putting it out into the open
handing in my woke card because someone brought me starbucks
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
handing in my woke card because someone brought me starbucks
what even is boymoding really? cis women wear men’s clothes for style reasons, and lots of them don’t wear makeup. but when i do it i’m “presenting male”???
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
what even is boymoding really? cis women wear men’s clothes for style reasons, and lots of them don’t wear makeup. but when i do it i’m “presenting male”???
[nonbinary person witnessing an impressive feat of athleticism] theyeeeeesh
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
[nonbinary person witnessing an impressive feat of athleticism] theyeeeeesh
anarchists been real quiet ever since the government shut down… curious
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
anarchists been real quiet ever since the government shut down… curious
ACAB includes the funny police
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ACAB includes the funny police
if you can't handle me at my flopposting era you don't deserve my bangers
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
if you can't handle me at my flopposting era you don't deserve my bangers
i smoke because it gives me knowledge
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
i smoke because it gives me knowledge
i run off feelings, fuck your facts
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i run off feelings, fuck your facts
"everyone is twelve now" BITCH, YOU'RE TWENTY-TWO!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"everyone is twelve now" BITCH, YOU'RE TWENTY-TWO!!!!!
me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless
TRAGIC: girl realizes there’s more to transition than just taking hrt and you have to actually put effort in
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
TRAGIC: girl realizes there’s more to transition than just taking hrt and you have to actually put effort in
went to the mechanic, they said my tranny is leaking. i said i know, i did that to her
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
went to the mechanic, they said my tranny is leaking. i said i know, i did that to her
i call her the 46th vice president of the united states the way her dick got me chained on my knees
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i call her the 46th vice president of the united states the way her dick got me chained on my knees
just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
just find out the second assistant gaffer on hot tub time machine 2 is a zionist. i’m sick to my stomach i can’t fucking do this shit anymore
if you don’t want somebody to pee on you are you really even horny
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
if you don’t want somebody to pee on you are you really even horny
[trying to tell a trans girl her outfit looks good] damn girl you’re dripping like crazy rn
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
[trying to tell a trans girl her outfit looks good] damn girl you’re dripping like crazy rn
the trans people still on twitter are like the Israelites who stayed in Egypt and refused to follow Moses into the Promised Land
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
the trans people still on twitter are like the Israelites who stayed in Egypt and refused to follow Moses into the Promised Land
sorry for hornyposting on the sabbath. it will happen again.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
sorry for hornyposting on the sabbath. it will happen again.
i need to be leashed and locked in a cage all day and forced to lap up milk out of a bowl i shouldnt be allowed to have free will
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i need to be leashed and locked in a cage all day and forced to lap up milk out of a bowl i shouldnt be allowed to have free will