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Musician, engineer, occasional wrangler of Zambonis
Had one a year and a half ago. While I was still zonked, I apparently attempted to recite the first 100 digits of pi. My wife was amused, the staff were baffled.
Sadly, I only made it to 23 digits.
Sadly, I only made it to 23 digits.
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Had one a year and a half ago. While I was still zonked, I apparently attempted to recite the first 100 digits of pi. My wife was amused, the staff were baffled.
Sadly, I only made it to 23 digits.
Sadly, I only made it to 23 digits.
This is not Sir Mixalot's toilet.
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is not Sir Mixalot's toilet.
freeze to death == might still be eaten by a bear
eaten by bear == definitely will not freeze to death
draw == bear froze to death, clearly
eaten by bear == definitely will not freeze to death
draw == bear froze to death, clearly
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
freeze to death == might still be eaten by a bear
eaten by bear == definitely will not freeze to death
draw == bear froze to death, clearly
eaten by bear == definitely will not freeze to death
draw == bear froze to death, clearly
Thank you for your attention to that matter!
August 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thank you for your attention to that matter!
Numb Yogurt by a neck
July 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Numb Yogurt by a neck
I was lucky enough to score a role in "Accomplice," and I can assure everyone that his writing was rich, layered, and delightful. If he was a one-hit wonder, it was because he chose to be.
May 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was lucky enough to score a role in "Accomplice," and I can assure everyone that his writing was rich, layered, and delightful. If he was a one-hit wonder, it was because he chose to be.
I think "Fruit by the Fathom" has a nice ring to it. And it better matches my diet.
May 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think "Fruit by the Fathom" has a nice ring to it. And it better matches my diet.
Tortellini Shuriken is my next band.
March 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tortellini Shuriken is my next band.
Not how I started, but somehow I ended up with three bass guitars, two tubas, two upright basses, several trombones, and a cat that wants to scratch every single one of them.
March 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Not how I started, but somehow I ended up with three bass guitars, two tubas, two upright basses, several trombones, and a cat that wants to scratch every single one of them.
Tech support cat on the job and standing by.
January 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Tech support cat on the job and standing by.
Playing in a brass quintet tomorrow for a student jury. Asked for payment in burritos. Knew you would approve.
December 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Playing in a brass quintet tomorrow for a student jury. Asked for payment in burritos. Knew you would approve.
There's nothing like a proper kefuffle to get your evening started.
December 6, 2024 at 2:14 AM
There's nothing like a proper kefuffle to get your evening started.
How much to also sign the banana?
November 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
How much to also sign the banana?
This is why I wear the ears. Gotta set myself apart from the herd.
November 15, 2024 at 3:42 PM
This is why I wear the ears. Gotta set myself apart from the herd.
Ooo...there's a band name in there.
September 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Ooo...there's a band name in there.
Well, if they're gonna be like that, I'm doing mine in 7/8.
August 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Well, if they're gonna be like that, I'm doing mine in 7/8.
Well, I know what I'm trying for lunch today.
July 23, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Well, I know what I'm trying for lunch today.
Get the figures, fill the church, then write your exciting new series WAX MAN'S WAR!!
July 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Get the figures, fill the church, then write your exciting new series WAX MAN'S WAR!!
ALL HAIL AND WELL MET!
And, now that you are Summer King, I will be lobbying Jim Butcher to get you into his next book.....
And, now that you are Summer King, I will be lobbying Jim Butcher to get you into his next book.....
June 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
ALL HAIL AND WELL MET!
And, now that you are Summer King, I will be lobbying Jim Butcher to get you into his next book.....
And, now that you are Summer King, I will be lobbying Jim Butcher to get you into his next book.....
My father had a similar situation, except he'd also find snakes.
He hated snakes....
He hated snakes....
April 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
My father had a similar situation, except he'd also find snakes.
He hated snakes....
He hated snakes....