Hoooleeeeyyyy shit I love you

One thing that’s wild about coming out in your 30s is medical professionals suddenly not giving a shit what your opinion is.

💜 for tits go nuts

Real ‘guns are in the locked car COME AND TAKE EM’ bumper sticker energy

What if you drop acid in the bathroom and downshift to engineering then psychology then acid dealer until mid life burn out?

I think I know one person who is barred and we don’t talk

I’m here for the exploding toilets

Missing random awesome is the very definition of being from here.
There’s too much random awsome

Spotify made Joe Rogan stupid Rich. They were never our friend

Portland has famously already been burned to the ground for half a decade.

In 2018, Lindquist admitted to hitting an anti-ICE protester with his car and, in an interview, stated he was willing to fight protesters.

It doesn’t get old. Wait till you see the view from mt tabor

Wait till you hear about fuck films

Wa and clack county seem to define themselves as very much not Portland. I say we give them that

Salem is where the people who want to be ice agents come from in Oregon.

I mean, have you seen a puppy parade?

I really hate how much their projection seems to be a 500 days of summer situation from the observers perspective. Like in hindsight they have a perfect bead on the situation and have to pass it- but at the time I’m just staring at them like what the shit?

But you gotta look bored