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Handsome Ralph
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Semi-lapsed historian, current network engineer. Consumer of beer, caffeine, history, sports, stats, sci-fi, and video games. Mod and contributor w/ @askhistorians.bsky.social
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; Me? I'm a "Half-Life 3 is coming" believer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Conservatives reading this email:
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Journalists when you threaten them.
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Canadian fathers seeing this.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me looking at the weapon names in BF6.
October 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Put another way, imagine being a flag officer being pulled in for a lecture from these two about "lethality".
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Plan: We sell the tickets we had to the Oilers vs. Kraken game to attend a neighborhood Halloween Party to find out if the Seattle Freeze is indeed a real thing.
September 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh boy here I go watching Master and Commander again...
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It's obviously gonna be this
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Was already going to, but The Simpsons seasons 1-10 DVD cases sitting behind me made this an even easier decision.
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Don't have to tell me twice.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
September 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Markwayne Mullin waiting for the valet to bring his car around be like
August 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Party of personal responsibility my ass.
August 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Got this a few years ago. Just need to wait another 30 years or so for the wrinkly gibberish part to set in.
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Evergreen
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
GOP basically doing the electoral/congressional equivalent of this and being proud of it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy Canada Day!

This is pretty much me and every other dual citizen over the next four days, except on the fourth day I'll be in Scotland, cause fuck being in DC right now.
July 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
lol
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
June 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
June 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM