Handsome Nuisance
@handsomenuisance.bsky.social
Exactly who you think I am.
SO: Why don't you change your avatar?
Me: Because I'm the shit.
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SO: Why don't you change your avatar?
Me: Because I'm the shit.
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Can't believe I haven't seen anyone do this yet
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can't believe I haven't seen anyone do this yet
Meanwhile, in Portland...
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Meanwhile, in Portland...
Meanwhile, in Portland...
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Meanwhile, in Portland...
Trump calls for Full Force in Portland
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump calls for Full Force in Portland
This is what I think of when someone says "the radical left"
September 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is what I think of when someone says "the radical left"
Hegseth said, "the highest male standards", and Don Jr was like, "It's my time to shine!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hegseth said, "the highest male standards", and Don Jr was like, "It's my time to shine!"
Pictured: Pete Hegseth addressing the generals
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pictured: Pete Hegseth addressing the generals
Keystone Kops: The Next Generation
September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Keystone Kops: The Next Generation
Was that Erika Kirk on stage?
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Was that Erika Kirk on stage?
I zoomed in on the White House window
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I zoomed in on the White House window
If this happened in DC today, they'd run that MFer over, then back up to make sure
August 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If this happened in DC today, they'd run that MFer over, then back up to make sure
I'm telling you, it's from his fight against the Freedom Pals
August 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm telling you, it's from his fight against the Freedom Pals
It wasn't a bruise. It was an allergic reaction to the wig glue.
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It wasn't a bruise. It was an allergic reaction to the wig glue.
Not sure who did this first, but I had to add the Futurama touch
August 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not sure who did this first, but I had to add the Futurama touch
Mystery solved: They kept telling us Trump is 6'3" but in pictures with other celebrities he always seemed shorter.
Now we know: he was melting.
Now we know: he was melting.
July 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mystery solved: They kept telling us Trump is 6'3" but in pictures with other celebrities he always seemed shorter.
Now we know: he was melting.
Now we know: he was melting.
Expert diagnosis
July 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Expert diagnosis
You'll have to pry him from my cold, dead hand
DON'T DEFUND PBS
DON'T DEFUND PBS
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You'll have to pry him from my cold, dead hand
DON'T DEFUND PBS
DON'T DEFUND PBS
This is how we drive them into a frenzy
July 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is how we drive them into a frenzy
"Who ya gonna believe, me, or your own eyes?" - Chico Marx
July 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Who ya gonna believe, me, or your own eyes?" - Chico Marx
Let's just be thankful he didn't call him Mr. Roboto
July 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Let's just be thankful he didn't call him Mr. Roboto
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July 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Worst. Onlyfans. Ever.