We used to be a country. We used to have Fourthmeal.

Had a dream last night where Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller were one guy, shifting from scene to scene. They kept trying to have me killed but were somehow not very good at it.

At the Chinese restaurant. There’s a TV playing Edward Scissorhands on full blast. Every time someone pulls up to the drive-thru, a little electronic music box plays Jingle Bells to alert the staff.

The house chicken is really good.

You ever just think about the fact that Goofy has canonically had sex?

It was an honor to contribute to this piece for FP Corporation International. @thefuzzraps.bsky.social and I are so honored, really. Honestly, very honored. I already have my official FPGRP Satisfaction Token pre-ordered—do you have yours?

I, a thirty-year-old man, have just now learned that the “dire wolf” is in fact NOT merely the next step up from “wolf” in any self-respecting RPG, but a very real, very extinct canid species. For just a brief moment, I thought this was an Onion article.

I don’t remember when or why I set this notification.

Elon Musk has not done anything—ANYTHING—to warrant giving him the benefit of the doubt on this whole “odd-looking salute” debacle. He has given his existence—wholesale—to the new regime, and when you consider the utter bullshit they relied on to take back power… yeah, it’s a Nazi salute. Fuck off.

The Mega Bloks Movie, featuring the surprise hit single, “Everything Is Bad”

The 2025 Video Game Thread — What will he do next?

Throughout 2024, I catalogued all the video games I finished in a thread on Twitter. Now that I’m free of that commitment, I’m washing my hands of the place and moving over here full time. I’m going to archive my ‘24 thread here because I’d like to keep going and for it all to be in one place.

Old west bounty hunter hunting for a nonbinary bounty: “I’m-a lookin’ fer one o’ them there they/thems.”

I was at Walmart earlier and the Ed Sheeran Pokémon song came on. There are no further musings, that’s the tweet.

Scorsese doesn’t miss.

It seems like the more advertisers I block over on Twitter, the more ads they throw on my timeline. Joke’s on them, though—now I get to block even more advertisers.

After spending the last few months doing absolutely everything in FFI-V (and XVI!), I started up FFVI today and was immediately hit with “Oh, right, this is the best one.”

Happy to be here, Johnny.