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HandOfCrystal
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat (avatar currently eldritch cat.exe). They/them. Over 18.
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Already a meme.
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Did I hear 'picrew trend'?
picrew.me/share?cd=MPD...
Idealized self-portrait using Maddel_art's picrew featuring long brown hair, purple undershirt, black shirt, cat pin, and sparkles on a lilac background
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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I read this. I have no words.
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A light brown tabby cat lies on a black couch, with paws tucked in and tail curled at the end.
May 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Eternally relevant. Sadly.
May 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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An image that says "Slutty or not, put this on your account. Whoever likes it wouldnt mind fucking you"
December 31, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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Wow! What a great LLM-generated Substack post! I love the subtle irony of talking about being creative when you've outsourced all your writing to an algorithm.
A screenshot of GPTZero analyzing the text of a blog post as being 100% probability AI-generated.
December 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
handofcrystal.bsky.social
?
December 23, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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mymentalage.com
Huh. People *did* always say I was an adult in a kid's body...
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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A screencap from the game Elden Ring depicting a weapon called the Great Épée, with an arrow pointing to its name from a picture of a sleeping cat with a puddle of drool around its mouth.
December 17, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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An edited screenshot from the game Celeste, showing Madeline at a large memorial. Text floats above in the trans flag colors, reading: 'Transgender Day of Remembrance' / 'This memorial dedicated in loving memory' / 'To all those who perished on the climb'.
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 AM
handofcrystal.bsky.social
do me, perhaps?
October 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM