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Black Fucking Hearted Fully Poseable Anatomically Correct Antifascist Action Figure Now W/Kung Fu Punch
So wait, I show up with a birth certificate and I'm good to go?
Not hardly.
My wife and I had to get new birth certificates w/our parents names on them and a new marriage certificate b/c Allegheny County went to a raised stamp that ours didn't have. We weren't married since 79' my wife asked
April 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In a perfect world when two fuckups like this employ their fuckery, this is their reward.
We could actually manifest this and you know we could
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
April 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
April 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Prison Industrial Complex Work From Home Initiative
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Electrons Have Consequences
April 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Looking forward to this.
I've never been a huge proponent of prison labor but I'm willing to make exceptions.
April 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Not for everyone
April 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To be clear, we aren't just talking about the tractor here.
April 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What I'm saying here is that we should all take a moment and call Tesla Insurance and see what our individual rates will be in a climate that is very tesla unfriendly before considering even buying one of these junk microwave station wagons
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
People aren't even trying, this is so profoundly and fundamentally disappointing.
April 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I mean sure, there'll be some sacrifices families will have to make, like eating, medicine, utilities, loss of work but let's focus here.
Once wages are driven to below zero, unemployment will no longer exist.
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
April 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Breaking news, billionaire trapped inside playstation cyber wagon after $28,000,000 block of cheese falls from where ever those blocks of cheese fall from.
Authorities have sealed the area and are reportedly bringing in flame throwers to make fondue.
April 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tell me again why we picked the nazis to be friends with after the war
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Handy guide to forecast future costs of repairing your car.
Imagine if Americans weren't such fucking racists & they'd stayed in the cities where scary not white people lived and built a robust public transportation system.
Nope, planted houses in cornfields instead. American Exceptionalism!
April 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It requires less energy for AI to answer why Mark Zuckerberg is a piece of shit than it does to ask why he sucks.
Climate minded individuals should learn these sustainable tips
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Imagine having parents that hate you this fucking much.
I hope the poor kid finds his way into the foster system.
March 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Meet Eliza, from Matrix Resources
March 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pretty sure this is Kristi
March 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
BYD is the Chinese electric car manufacturer that punches emerald mine boy Musk in the throat every single day.
A fully tricked out BYD is about 35,000 US (not available in US)
I hope they build a plant here and absorb Tesla's furloughed workers/vote in a union
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I'm saying is that if we are deporting violent American gang members to El Salvador Concentration Camps, how about we start with these ones that have had their day in court and have been found guilty.
March 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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