Handle Reacts
@handlereacts.bsky.social
Backup account. Addicted to tweeting since 2009 and never got good at it.
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LMFAO at this shit forever. Apparently I *am* housing crisis
Fuck I hate everything
Fuck I hate everything
It's 11:21 and I have an appointment at 2. So I can't do anything but sit here with my ADHD until it's appointment time
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It's 11:21 and I have an appointment at 2. So I can't do anything but sit here with my ADHD until it's appointment time
If you ask me if I've read Mao I'm literally gonna text back "have you read Holly Madison and Jeanette McCurdy?" Like, fuck off, men
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If you ask me if I've read Mao I'm literally gonna text back "have you read Holly Madison and Jeanette McCurdy?" Like, fuck off, men
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"he was a son, a father, a husband, a friend," is also applicable to men in Palestine, in Congo, in Sudan, etc...
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"he was a son, a father, a husband, a friend," is also applicable to men in Palestine, in Congo, in Sudan, etc...
LMFAO at this shit forever. Apparently I *am* housing crisis
Fuck I hate everything
Fuck I hate everything
September 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
LMFAO at this shit forever. Apparently I *am* housing crisis
Fuck I hate everything
Fuck I hate everything
Jeffree Star looks so much older than he is
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Jeffree Star looks so much older than he is
I'm so fucking sick of David Sedaris. Who gives a fuck?
September 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm so fucking sick of David Sedaris. Who gives a fuck?
My head hurts
I'm gonna do weed
I'm gonna do weed
September 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My head hurts
I'm gonna do weed
I'm gonna do weed
Some of you are posting the ugliest food on here
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Some of you are posting the ugliest food on here
Wow, I'm really making bank on TikTok Live these days
September 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wow, I'm really making bank on TikTok Live these days
Jeffree listening to Yellowcard on live in 2025 lololololol
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Jeffree listening to Yellowcard on live in 2025 lololololol
Imagine thinking that Doug Hutchinson is a victim of Courtney Stodden. Like, you want me to believe a 16yo child was in control of a man older than her father? Also, fuck Chrissy Teigen
August 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Imagine thinking that Doug Hutchinson is a victim of Courtney Stodden. Like, you want me to believe a 16yo child was in control of a man older than her father? Also, fuck Chrissy Teigen
I'm on hold with a corporation
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm on hold with a corporation
The way YouTubers who are supposedly girls girls casually reveal they are married to a cop. That's not girls girl behaviour, babe. I unsubscribed from the patreon lol
August 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The way YouTubers who are supposedly girls girls casually reveal they are married to a cop. That's not girls girl behaviour, babe. I unsubscribed from the patreon lol
Eating potato salad and thinking about a woman
August 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Eating potato salad and thinking about a woman
I can't be friends with people who think friendship means meeting all their material needs because they won't work. I think you're confusing having a friend with having a Sugar Daddy. I have my own rent to pay, babe.
August 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't be friends with people who think friendship means meeting all their material needs because they won't work. I think you're confusing having a friend with having a Sugar Daddy. I have my own rent to pay, babe.
Don't go to the States
Don't go to the States
Don't send money to the States
Don't go to the States
Don't send money to the States
August 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Don't go to the States
Don't go to the States
Don't send money to the States
Don't go to the States
Don't send money to the States
I miss tweeting so much but I deleted Twitter and I think I mean it this time
August 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I miss tweeting so much but I deleted Twitter and I think I mean it this time
Mark Carney is like, okay we'll recognize Palestine as a state and we will pretend Canada didn't send a fuck ton of money and weapons to massacre Palestinians.
Like, fuck you, Mark.
Like, fuck you, Mark.
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mark Carney is like, okay we'll recognize Palestine as a state and we will pretend Canada didn't send a fuck ton of money and weapons to massacre Palestinians.
Like, fuck you, Mark.
Like, fuck you, Mark.
Either one of them can call me anytime
Patrick Stump and Hank Green are both hot but we're not allowed to sexualize them or some 22yo gets mad. Okay, I'll stop
July 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Either one of them can call me anytime
Patrick Stump and Hank Green are both hot but we're not allowed to sexualize them or some 22yo gets mad. Okay, I'll stop
July 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Patrick Stump and Hank Green are both hot but we're not allowed to sexualize them or some 22yo gets mad. Okay, I'll stop
I just saw a video of Patrick Stump singing Motion City Soundtrack and now I'm sexually confused. So hot 🥵
July 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I just saw a video of Patrick Stump singing Motion City Soundtrack and now I'm sexually confused. So hot 🥵