Not sure if the Trump administration is advising they're against all punctuation or specifically just commas, but anyways I always knew those stupid little dots and dashes were just Morse code for DEI:
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not sure if the Trump administration is advising they're against all punctuation or specifically just commas, but anyways I always knew those stupid little dots and dashes were just Morse code for DEI:
This is their Jesus and that is the hill they choose to die on. Ain't no brown people in their Bible. His heart is only burning because he just came back from Taco Bell:
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is their Jesus and that is the hill they choose to die on. Ain't no brown people in their Bible. His heart is only burning because he just came back from Taco Bell:
I'm so glad I'm not a cat, their lives are so difficult. Just licking their own assholes for 7 minutes straight leaves them so exhausted that they have to sleep for 20 hours straight, sometimes even missing their second breakfasts:
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm so glad I'm not a cat, their lives are so difficult. Just licking their own assholes for 7 minutes straight leaves them so exhausted that they have to sleep for 20 hours straight, sometimes even missing their second breakfasts:
Donald Trump has turned the Palm Room, the entrance to the West Wing, into something that looks like Martha-Stewart-on-a-coke-binge-renovated-a-department-store-men's-toilet-in-1987
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Donald Trump has turned the Palm Room, the entrance to the West Wing, into something that looks like Martha-Stewart-on-a-coke-binge-renovated-a-department-store-men's-toilet-in-1987
Uhmmmmmmm . . . Who exactly is he entreating to "Release all of their names"? Have his senility-sodden synapses disremembered that HE IS THE ONLY ONE PREVENTING THE TRUMP FILES BEING RELEASED IN TOTALITY?
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Uhmmmmmmm . . . Who exactly is he entreating to "Release all of their names"? Have his senility-sodden synapses disremembered that HE IS THE ONLY ONE PREVENTING THE TRUMP FILES BEING RELEASED IN TOTALITY?
"Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump, and likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy, because this will be a truly great team long into the future!"--has KKKaroline inadvertently announced that Trump is dead? Is that a crisis actor currently sitting at the Resolute Desk?
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump, and likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy, because this will be a truly great team long into the future!"--has KKKaroline inadvertently announced that Trump is dead? Is that a crisis actor currently sitting at the Resolute Desk?
It doesn't even mean what people have come to think it means. It actually refers to the exercise in futility of trying to elevate your position by pulling on your bootstraps and accomplishing nothing, as your feet remain planted firmly on the ground.
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It doesn't even mean what people have come to think it means. It actually refers to the exercise in futility of trying to elevate your position by pulling on your bootstraps and accomplishing nothing, as your feet remain planted firmly on the ground.
When Missouri's DoucheBro Supremo Senator breaks party line and says something that actually makes sense, you know that in the 2026 midterms the GOP is going to go down harder than Josh Hawley on Harrison Butker:
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When Missouri's DoucheBro Supremo Senator breaks party line and says something that actually makes sense, you know that in the 2026 midterms the GOP is going to go down harder than Josh Hawley on Harrison Butker:
The only Bond film I liked enough to ever voluntarily rewatch was From Russia with Love, with the incomparable Lotte Kenya as arch-villainess Rosa Klebb
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The only Bond film I liked enough to ever voluntarily rewatch was From Russia with Love, with the incomparable Lotte Kenya as arch-villainess Rosa Klebb