Can't speak for the people of Greenland, but I'm pretty sure they don't want to be conquered

#elbowsUP

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#piracy

Something something metaphor about the American people giving "The Force" its power, not the other way around (but how to properly use it is the question)

The colour scheme gave me bad vibes I'd seen that somewhere before...

I had no intention of ever posting about Diddy but imagine being the court artist who actually had to depict this. Makes me wonder what are the most bizarre courtroom sketches in history? Anything weirder than this?

So here's my latest ChatGPT queries, friends cat just had kittens & I'm worried they don't know what they're doing. A little bit of sports terms I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know, and a bunch of geopolitical questions. I think the Chinese might have been for translating

Some of these signs are so good. Saw this in a video from If You're Listening, a great Australian podcast (the name comes from the infamous line, "Russia, if you're listening...")
youtu.be/tApZKn2REoY

I remember having a Twitter because Nintendo Switch 1 could only WiFi upload screenshots & gameplay videos to Twitter. So I'll post some of my gameplay vids that make me laugh like this from playing Saints Row 3 tonight on Switch 2 😂

I feel like the Nintendo Switch 2 is like a Black Label version of the Switch 1. Feels more premium but at its heart it is a Switch. I appreciate the refined hardware, don't know if it would be an essential upgrade for most Switch owners, especially if they're happy with their current Switch

Nintendo Switch 2 first impressions: I keep accidently pressing the R trigger bumper, I think because it curves around the side so much but also because of the lower analogue stick placement.. couldn't possibly be because of my teeny tiny widdle fwingahs nah right

I was digging around for some earbuds to test my Switch 2 headphone port when I came across some USB C earbuds. Surprised the Pixel buds (USB C) worked! They worked in both USB ports. Also tried AKG type C buds I got with a Samsung Z Flip and not only did they NOT work but they froze up the Switch 2

Wow, finally got my Switch 2 pre-order! But it was pretty stressful. Delivery was delayed from June 7 to 9th, the delivery time was 9am-1:30pm until 1:30pm came & went. Although my CC was charged like May 30, the charge disappeared. Thought this was shadow cancelled or something. But it's here now 🙃

😭 c'mon FedEx

Bluesky and Reddit will be blowing up tomorrow with "got my Nintendo Switch 2!!!" posts... meanwhile I'll just be over here trying not to constantly check my shipping status... 😐

Watching Andor and when the Stormtroopers show up I remember hearing that Germans first referred to Canadian soldiers during WWI as Stormtroopers www.canada.ca/en/army/corp...

Thank you Your Magesty King Charles for your visit. But I was slightly disappointed that he didn't deliver the Throne Speech fully decked-out Sovereign, like this maybe? I can't help but think of this ad about the whole thing youtu.be/5iZ2fqkfzEQ "doo doo doo-doo!"