Hannah Rose
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Hannah Rose
@hanalyst.bsky.social
Writes about friends, Florida, bodies, and church.
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If it’s the beaches’ sands you want
then you shell have them.
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Me soaking up as many memes as possible before I go off socials
March 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In Florida at my dad’s work Christmas party, AMA
December 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
December Fridays be like “How will I have time to get four projects finished and also grate five pounds of cheese?”
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Relieved to learn that the actor voicing the Latino polar bear is actually Latino.
December 5, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Just realized that my brother-in-law looks kind of like a white Andrew Tate and I fear this may ruin Christmas
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
But why did they call him Hot Frosty and not Jock Frost
November 30, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Don’t forget, this is the last day to get embarrassing songs out of your Spotify Wrapped!
November 30, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Thanksgiving is a time for hard family conversations
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Hannah Rose
[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] What’s the latest possible deadline?
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
If you work with someone who thinks every single thing is a crisis you do not, I repeat, do NOT need to match their freak
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM