Han Shot First
@han-shot-first.bsky.social
The conservative mind cannot comprehend that not all white people are fucking assholes who believe in social and racial Darwinism
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The conservative mind cannot comprehend that not all white people are fucking assholes who believe in social and racial Darwinism
Math checks out
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Math checks out
Who needs an oblique anyway
January 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Who needs an oblique anyway
Let's ask super chat
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Let's ask super chat
Put some whale juice on it
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Put some whale juice on it
I pity the fool
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I pity the fool
For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within are full of dead people's bones and all uncleanness. So you also outwardly appear righteous to others, but within you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within are full of dead people's bones and all uncleanness. So you also outwardly appear righteous to others, but within you are full of hypocrisy and lawlessness.
And national guard, the way this is going..
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
And national guard, the way this is going..
How long before we get to a, “American warship, go fuck yourselves,” moment?
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
How long before we get to a, “American warship, go fuck yourselves,” moment?
American Rosgvardiya, brought to you by republican primary voters and republican megadonors
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
American Rosgvardiya, brought to you by republican primary voters and republican megadonors
It’s cold out they were just trying to keep the agents warm
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
It’s cold out they were just trying to keep the agents warm
“You merely adopted the name, ICE.”
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
“You merely adopted the name, ICE.”
That'll fix their problems
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
That'll fix their problems
Have you ever had a Seattle Dog
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Have you ever had a Seattle Dog
Supplement industry definitely needs regulation
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Supplement industry definitely needs regulation
Are we great again
January 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Are we great again
Still weird to me that vought has the same name as the bad guy in The Boys
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Still weird to me that vought has the same name as the bad guy in The Boys
Extortion, in a word
January 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Extortion, in a word
They thought Avatar was a recipe
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
They thought Avatar was a recipe