A Cooperative Society of Hamsters
@hamstersociety.bsky.social
We live behind the gas station in a sophisticated network of plastic shopping bags and clay. Our collective grows larger every day. All power to the workers of the world!
I cannot believe the things i do
July 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I cannot believe the things i do
Had a stress dream that i was stapling pieces of tape together
June 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Had a stress dream that i was stapling pieces of tape together
ate som shroom fried some paneer remembered that i live in the woods n its gonna be ALRIGHT
March 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
ate som shroom fried some paneer remembered that i live in the woods n its gonna be ALRIGHT
how many members of Sunburnt Hand of the Man have i dated? That's one secret i'll never tell. You know you love me. Ex Oh Ex Oh
Depressive Girl
Depressive Girl
February 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
how many members of Sunburnt Hand of the Man have i dated? That's one secret i'll never tell. You know you love me. Ex Oh Ex Oh
Depressive Girl
Depressive Girl
want what Sterling has. Want a type of silver named after me. My ass is hanging over the toilet rim. Want what sterling has.
(slam poetry snaps)
(slam poetry snaps)
February 20, 2024 at 12:38 PM
want what Sterling has. Want a type of silver named after me. My ass is hanging over the toilet rim. Want what sterling has.
(slam poetry snaps)
(slam poetry snaps)
part of my job includes listening to individuals testify about how they have seen the lord grow back people's limbs, as I sit across from them at my desk grunting in agreement and tracing shapes with my mouse pointer
February 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
part of my job includes listening to individuals testify about how they have seen the lord grow back people's limbs, as I sit across from them at my desk grunting in agreement and tracing shapes with my mouse pointer
Daydreaming about having a baby boy and naming it Ismael
February 4, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Daydreaming about having a baby boy and naming it Ismael
i was mean to my mom today and she wont acknowledge my apology Someone should shoot me
February 1, 2024 at 1:36 AM
i was mean to my mom today and she wont acknowledge my apology Someone should shoot me
wanna fall like water 🤤
January 29, 2024 at 10:08 AM
wanna fall like water 🤤
sorry i cant hangout that day, I'm going to be playing chess against a computer
January 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
sorry i cant hangout that day, I'm going to be playing chess against a computer
opened my mailbox to see if i had any mail on a sunday and she got the ick
January 7, 2024 at 11:22 PM
opened my mailbox to see if i had any mail on a sunday and she got the ick
im gonna love myself this year 😤
January 1, 2024 at 3:54 AM
im gonna love myself this year 😤
laying in bed grinning knowing full well my whole ass house has fleas and whoever i sleep with just has to deal with it
December 31, 2023 at 3:03 AM
laying in bed grinning knowing full well my whole ass house has fleas and whoever i sleep with just has to deal with it
Wanna aggressively bark "gestalt" at someone till they back out of a doorway
December 23, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Wanna aggressively bark "gestalt" at someone till they back out of a doorway
Walking around like a WWI veteran coz i recently experienced the notorious millenial phenomenon of Ghosting. Patiently waiting with legs crossed, hands clasped, for those who love me to ask about it. I'm here to tell my story. I'm a survivor.
December 23, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Walking around like a WWI veteran coz i recently experienced the notorious millenial phenomenon of Ghosting. Patiently waiting with legs crossed, hands clasped, for those who love me to ask about it. I'm here to tell my story. I'm a survivor.
turdunking on them hoes
December 23, 2023 at 5:44 AM
turdunking on them hoes
Tulips disgust me
December 15, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Tulips disgust me
I would like to bring back debtors jails
December 14, 2023 at 8:51 PM
I would like to bring back debtors jails
at a business meeting i am pretending to be your friend. you tell me something personal, i judge you deeply and smile. you feel understood, the air is solid between us. Reality is unimportant. There is an ice cube inside the walls, skating along like a computer mouse, tracing the scaffold. Ok?
December 10, 2023 at 12:02 AM
at a business meeting i am pretending to be your friend. you tell me something personal, i judge you deeply and smile. you feel understood, the air is solid between us. Reality is unimportant. There is an ice cube inside the walls, skating along like a computer mouse, tracing the scaffold. Ok?
my cup fucketh over
December 9, 2023 at 1:32 AM
my cup fucketh over
Im alone at home watching jaws. Great bloody movie. Love life right now.
December 8, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Im alone at home watching jaws. Great bloody movie. Love life right now.
laying on a pile of my warm laundry for oxytocin hits
December 6, 2023 at 2:07 AM
laying on a pile of my warm laundry for oxytocin hits
TASTE IS BETRAYALLLLL
December 2, 2023 at 3:56 AM
TASTE IS BETRAYALLLLL
woke up early in the morning and watched Crash (1996) before work
November 29, 2023 at 8:10 PM
woke up early in the morning and watched Crash (1996) before work