"for some reason I thought I could do that" -> "I had major hubris"
"lol that was a dumb decision" -> "oh no, I have shown hubris"

don't forget costume fees! rehearsal fees! cost of makeup! shoes! transport costs! incredible racket 10/10

THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life

tl;dr yes but only if you have a cat

unfortunately not me but my god I'd do it at least once

"hi im sandwich"

please don't mistake this for me being potentially a cool prof. I just like memes. I would also give oral exams and tell students that if they don't want to be there then they should leave and stop affecting their peers ability to get a good education

me: why are these items in a stack such that their identities cannot be discerned?
me: wait I know someone who does this
me: [eyes narrow dramatically] mother...