hamstercab
hamstercab.bsky.social
hamstercab
@hamstercab.bsky.social
I like my margaritas on the rocks no salt. Socially awkward yet also socially conscious. Just glad when I make it through the day and both socks match.
Well to be fair... They did bring him over from the Department of Homeland Security so we should have known he was from the brain trust.
I bet Cameron Hamilton would have known there was a hurricane season. Too bad he contradicted King Taco.
June 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
No way did Elon Musk do anything to benefit Americans as an altruistic effort. So either he got everything he came for (new contracts, stifled investigations and huge amounts of data for his AI, etc) or he is still going to be around, but is keeping out of the spotlight to try to salvage his rep.
May 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Gold Only for Donald?
May 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I just had a flash of Trump, JD and the gang failing at putting together flat pack furniture as a metaphor of what life would be like. “I’m not sure where all these extra screws came from, but there are a lot of people saying this is the most tremendous armoire that has ever been!”
May 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Ahhh President Turnip keeping it classy as always.
May 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by hamstercab
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wow! I learned something new about Speaker Johnson. Also…. Ewww. Also….. another 5 minutes I will never get back.
May 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Works for them…..
May 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Red meat for the MAGA cult that wants to believe “the other” is the reason for all their woes in order to distract them from seeing that it is really their own interests that are being harmed by the zookeepers tossing the rump roast to them.
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM