I'm 99.9% sure he doesn't wear a toupee

I'd do a bakery crawl in a heartbeat

Totally understand! I am also at cat-pacity :P and am heartbroken not being able to bring in more of my outdoor kitties (esp. Triscuit; he's so sweet). There is almost definitely someone feeding in the area if they are also doing TNR!

definitely a TNR cat! several of mine are friendly with just my neighbor and me, some will let anyone pet them, and some are long-term no-touchies. There are a few of us in the neighborhood who feed them and care for them to varying degrees. But if someone adopted one, we'd be happy!

it is normal to them, and it is creepy and weird

Thank you! <3

the handsome lad in question