hamrapture.bsky.social
@hamrapture.bsky.social
Artist, reader, avid dog-lover.
WILL THERE BE HA-A-AM?
February 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
WILL THERE BE HA-A-AM?
Like any great cis figure, he has to walk a fine line between the magnitude of his heteronormativity and the fragility of his ego.
February 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Like any great cis figure, he has to walk a fine line between the magnitude of his heteronormativity and the fragility of his ego.
He keeps the world from flopping over with the power, the power of his cis.
February 7, 2024 at 1:15 PM
He keeps the world from flopping over with the power, the power of his cis.
He's too cis. Rule of Acquisition #1. "Once you have their jizz, you never give it back."
February 7, 2024 at 1:14 PM
He's too cis. Rule of Acquisition #1. "Once you have their jizz, you never give it back."
I think when he is feeling blue, he wraps himself in a blanket and warms himself with the radiant energy of his cisness.
February 7, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I think when he is feeling blue, he wraps himself in a blanket and warms himself with the radiant energy of his cisness.
And the cis he rode in on.
February 7, 2024 at 1:10 PM
And the cis he rode in on.
He also is way too sexy for his shirt. I mean cis.
February 7, 2024 at 1:10 PM
He also is way too sexy for his shirt. I mean cis.
Can we fixate on how cis he is?
February 7, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Can we fixate on how cis he is?
A beautiful cis man. Cis gravy on a cis open sandwich.
February 7, 2024 at 1:08 PM
A beautiful cis man. Cis gravy on a cis open sandwich.
Can I declare Musk to be cis on this social media platform? I believe him to be decisively cistemically delicisly cis, on a factual bacis. Will I get cispended for this?
February 7, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Can I declare Musk to be cis on this social media platform? I believe him to be decisively cistemically delicisly cis, on a factual bacis. Will I get cispended for this?
My partner and I have an open relationship but neither of us take advantage of it because, really, who can be bothered. . .
February 6, 2024 at 8:52 PM
My partner and I have an open relationship but neither of us take advantage of it because, really, who can be bothered. . .
It's awesome trivia that the raptors in Jurassic Park were real.
February 6, 2024 at 8:49 PM
It's awesome trivia that the raptors in Jurassic Park were real.
Is he still acting in movies?
February 6, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Is he still acting in movies?
Neon hottub evangelion
January 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Neon hottub evangelion
I would build a church out of your white meat buffalo style chicken strips made with real chicken. ❤️💚💕
January 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I would build a church out of your white meat buffalo style chicken strips made with real chicken. ❤️💚💕