Velvet Hammer🇨🇦
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hamont.bsky.social
Velvet Hammer🇨🇦
@hamont.bsky.social
For those times when you find yourself in Hamilton, Ontario, but you want a cozy, gentle, enchanted place. Welcome. #thehammer #steeltown #demure Not to be confused with Velvet Jones.
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March 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There’s a Volkswagen under there, supposedly.
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This soft cat makes Hamilton her home.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watch party is operating at peak cozy. 🔥🔥🔥

(Also, we are watching Bake Off.)
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The bluest of skies here at Ab Tav.

Who else read about Poppy in today’s paper?
January 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A classic for you. From Mixed Media back in the day.
January 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dream office setup. I tried the lemon doughnut at Tim’s and it is edible. Stay cozy!
January 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
WHY WERE WE NOT MADE AWARE?!
Tim's Lemon Donut. This is big news for us. Have you tried?
🔨🏒🍩🍋
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
She’s smiling, trust me.
January 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is for when you're inspired by Doug Ford, but you don't exactly want to twin with him.

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January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
With or without his weaponized cane, this man *is* Hamilton.
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
January 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Mentally, I’m in July. Join me.
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM

The icing-to-bun ratio on these Fortinos cinnamon buns is insane.
January 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You stay cozy, The Hammer.
January 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is the tone.
January 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Witness: A small dog and cat snooze blissfully — right here in #hamont! Get a cozy snooze in for yourself. (Even Hamilton has soft spots.)
January 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mild enough to read outside. (Remember outside? Remember to get some, ok? Xoxo)
December 31, 2024 at 2:27 PM
You can find small points of softness all over The Hammer. It’s a place of contradictions.
December 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Keep it cozy.
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Go outside, even for a min, eh? Take care!
December 21, 2024 at 3:33 PM
We’re getting a lot of misguided calls; I need to remind you that we are not affiliated with technology school.
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Snow pants for grownups should be everywhere. Stay cozy, Hammer.
December 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Here’s that eye bleach you ordered. Don’t forget to take a break and pet a dog.
December 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
“Warm Yuletide greetings!” is how I’m wishing folks ‘happy holidays!’ this year, along with a long double hand shake and a tall side of awkward.
December 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM