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i call myself a 9/10 lesbian because the people who are so hot i’d throw my entire life away for them are almost overwhelmingly women but then sometimes there is a man and i’m incredibly grateful one of those men is toshiro mifune
a black and white photo of a young toshiro mifune looking unspeakably fine. he’s standing with his back to a brick wall and looking to the left with a cigarette in his mouth. he’s clean shaven with short black hair and he’s wearing a white t shirt with dress pants or something. every time i type out my description of his arms i get an error message saying its too explicit :/
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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a compilation of screenshots of Guardian op-ed headlines by Adrian Chiles posted in r/taskmaster by u/monaco_wedding. every headline has Chiles’ photo next to it. He’s an older white man who looks british in the way that’s “tea-and-biscuits” and not “global colonization”. headlines are: If dishwasher-loading was a sport, my dad would be world champion Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ All you can eat? I take those words as a promise - and a challenge Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ What is an app? I honestly have no idea Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ I took drugs recently and colours danced on the insides of my eyelids Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ You’re never too old to climb a tree - and I should know Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ Croatia has enchanting words for genitalia. Why doesn’t the UK? Adrian Chiles 👱🏻‍♂️ ‘Large or extra-large?’: my perilous first condom purchase An ear and nostril waxing is exquisitely painful - but just what I needed [includes a selfie of Chiles with a very serious expression on his face and two q-tips stuck up each nostril] Hot summer nights: ‘My brother brought friends to marvel at the awful state of my body’ [Subtitle:] First I got sunburn, then one of the worst cases of chickenpox the doctor had ever seen. I was supposed to be on holiday, yet I was the tourist
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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shot, chaser
paragraph from the book Parable of the Talents by Octavia Butler: “She had once been a teacher in a public school in San Francisco. The school had closed 15 years after she began teaching. That was during the early twenties when so many public school systems around the country gave up the ghost and closed their doors. Even the pretense of having an educated populace was ending. Politicians shook their heads and said sadly that universal education was a failed experiment. Some companies began to educate the children of their workers at least well enough to enable them to become their next generation of workers. Company towns began then to come back into fashion. They offered security, employment, and education. That was all very well, but the company that educated you owned you until you paid off the-“ screenshot of news alert: “DOGE SLASHES EDUCATION DEPT. Elon Musk's team announced more than $900 million in cuts at the Education Department. Most were said to be aimed at its research arm.”
February 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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when i think about how genocide & aggression on lebanon is justified because of hamas or hezbollah—how they are “legitimate” targets bc terrorism, and that “eliminating” them is a defensible goal, i remember mlk’s words: “can i threaten them with death or must i not share with them my life?”
and I cannot forget that the Nobel Peace Prize was also a commission, a commission to work harder than I had ever worked before for "the brotherhood of man." This is a calling that takes me beyond national allegiances, but even if it were not present I would yet have to live with the meaning of my commitment to the ministry of Jesus Christ. To me the relationship of this ministry to the making of peace is so obvious that I sometimes marvel at those who ask me why I'm speaking against the war. Could it be that they do not know that the good news was meant for all men -- for Communist and capitalist, for their children and ours, for black and for white, for revolutionary and conservative? Have they forgotten that my ministry is in obedience to the One who loved his enemies so fully that he died for them? What then can I say to the Vietcong or to Castro or to Mao as a faithful minister of this One? Can I threaten them with death or must I not share with them my life?
October 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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if i’m one thing it’s a bitch who can keep a streak so let this be a monument to the 1127 days(ish) i have spent with the app
a screenshot of the duolingo app, displaying my 1127 day streak
September 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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i’ll take any excuse to repost this reel
September 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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losing my mind at my dad’s (72 M) bananagrams play
an image of a bananagrams thing on the table with hands in the frame. the words on the thing read, right to left: Sky, pEonS, StriatE, SweeT, fAggoT, Adze. i’m not sure if adze is a word or if he was still working on that one
September 15, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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strong start
a screenshot of a text message notification, the name is blocked out and the contact is covered by the 🧐 emoji. the text message says “Ok going down the gay bible entry rabbit hole”
August 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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screenshot of reddit post on r/pics it’s a photo with the caption “first time alone for christmas after coming back from homelessness, at least i have these rascals!” the photo is two dogs, one is a bernese mountain dog maybe and it’s looking at the camera with a serious face. i genuinely can’t tell what’s going on with its eyes, at first glance it looks normal but if you told me someone photoshopped human eyes onto the dog i would believe you. the second dog is a pale white italian greyhound mr. burns ass looking fella and it’s sitting on the back of dog #1 hind legs straddled and front legs balancing it on the back. it’s tongue is sticking out the side of its mouth and it’s all very strange and silly
August 30, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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A screenshot of a quote tweet. The quoted tweet is by Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF. it is a photo—a selfie taken by joe biden with gerry adams. they are two old white men in suits, gerry adams is on the right and he has a beard and glasses and he’s doing a small smile, joe is on the left and he’s smiling w his top teeth showing and looking down at the camera. the photo is captioned “a President Biden Selfie”. the quote tweet says “if you gave me 24 hours with joe biden i could convince him that its 1978 and he’s in the IRA
August 30, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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happy birthday!! 🥳🫶🏻💗
rain, a grey striped cat with a white belly and socks, curled in his cat tree being precious. he’s laying on his back kind of and is bent around in a c shape with his paws by his head. a couple weeks after this photo was taken he shidded in his cat tree in a big way and we had to replace it ☹️
August 28, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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i’m sorry if this is rude but your cat here strongly reminds me of mark from peep show
mark from peep show. he’s a british white guy with brown hair
August 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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a screenshot of r/Christianity and it’s a painting of jesus absolutely dunking on some kind of demon with a basketball and the caption “can someone please tell me if this is a sin”
August 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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a screenshot of linguine from ratatouille looking all wet and impact text saying “ DAMN SHAWTY UR GOING / ABSOLUTELY BEASTMODE ON MY DING DING OIKE WHAAAT”. meme is watermarked @mitzelplingus
August 26, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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screenshot of r/RATS “are my rats gay?” and a picture of a grey and white rat on top of a grey rat. they look p gay
August 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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a picture of a chestnut horse with a white blaze on its face sitting down (yes) and impact text saying “LOVE THIS ANIMAL / THE WHORES”
August 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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screenshot of r/ambien: “tried ambien with an adderall and woke up to this as my wallpaper” and it’s an image of something, i’m sure it’s a reference to a movie or show but i don’t know it. what’s important is it looks like the head of a human skin colored brontosaurus child. it’s got really mournful eyes on it’s wrinkled head, the type of look that says “i love you im sorry” and a flat slightly downturned mouth
August 25, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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an image of one of those crosswalk boxes that you press to make the lights change on a desk. on it it says “PEDESTRIANS push button and wait for signal opposite. WAIT”. the image is captioned “whoever sold this ‘iPad’ to my nan, I hope you’re proud of yourself”
August 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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fuck it meme thread
a picture of a low res frog lying on its front w its long back legs stretched out behind it and this text in impact font “OH HEAVENS. IT APPEARS I HAVE SHARTED MY KNICKERS”
August 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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a 3 panel drawing-style meme of a guy on a bike. the first frame he’s riding a bike holding a stick with the text “Oh no a protest”. second panel he’s putting the stick in the spokes of the bike’s front wheel with the text “i better have the cops beat and arrest my own students”. third panel the guy is on the ground clutching his knee with the bike on the ground next to him and the text “nooo bad press is driving admission decline”
August 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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today’s album bc it’s a kate bush type mood
the album cover of Kate Bush’s “The Dreaming”. it has the title on the top in black lettering and has a picture of kate with big hair holding a key in her mouth, about to kiss a man (houdini) whose head she holds in her hands while her eyes look up and to the right. the image is sepia toned.
August 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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happy national cat day to the stinkiest little guy
a close up shot of rain the cat’s head. he’s grey striped with white on his face and white socks on. he has a plastic cone on because he has herpes rain at his weirdest: he’s like laying back and craning his head forward to suck on my roommate’s thumb. his hind foot is stuck in the air and his head is sideways. he’s still got his plastic cone on bc herpes
August 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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my best friend’s tortie is my favorite cat in the world. he’s not a tortie, but i have to share her brother as well
margot the cat, a tortoiseshell with a white chest, curled up on the bed. her pointy ears and determined eyes give her an owl-like quality leo the cat, he has long orange fur and a white belly and socks on, he’s laying on his back with his two paws in front of his face and he is so precious
August 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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our man as well!
rain a grey stripey cat folded over licking himself. i don’t understand his center of gravity
July 30, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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i just wanted to give the little man a special treat for being so cute and i get rewarded by him yelling at me every night now like i’m the asshole here
me flipping off my roommate’s cat. he is grey striped with a white belly and he’s very handsome but he has no manners
July 27, 2024 at 4:03 AM