HammHawk
@hammhawk.bsky.social
Donald Trump does not have one single, solitary redeeming characteristic. He is human garbage.
Grateful I have New Orleans
Grateful I have New Orleans
I have so many questions for the gecko who for some reason chooses to live in my building’s entry code box
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have so many questions for the gecko who for some reason chooses to live in my building’s entry code box
My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t
My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t
Who’s up for a nice, refreshing Miklo Bultra?
The Bill Simmons podcast includes a transcript of an ad, the copy of which I’m sure the company sends Simmons to read.
But it’s still better to let a computer turn it into printed words?!?!
The Bill Simmons podcast includes a transcript of an ad, the copy of which I’m sure the company sends Simmons to read.
But it’s still better to let a computer turn it into printed words?!?!
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Who’s up for a nice, refreshing Miklo Bultra?
The Bill Simmons podcast includes a transcript of an ad, the copy of which I’m sure the company sends Simmons to read.
But it’s still better to let a computer turn it into printed words?!?!
The Bill Simmons podcast includes a transcript of an ad, the copy of which I’m sure the company sends Simmons to read.
But it’s still better to let a computer turn it into printed words?!?!
We were able to get back to our house sooner than our neighbors (claiming "dept chair" is like "business owner"), and I took this picture of the newspaper box down the street, about 4 weeks later.
August 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We were able to get back to our house sooner than our neighbors (claiming "dept chair" is like "business owner"), and I took this picture of the newspaper box down the street, about 4 weeks later.
This is the first 4th of July in 11 yrs that Darby won’t be freaking out.
I never knew if he loved or hated em, but goddamn he wanted to be sure I knew what was happening!
I never knew if he loved or hated em, but goddamn he wanted to be sure I knew what was happening!
May 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is the first 4th of July in 11 yrs that Darby won’t be freaking out.
I never knew if he loved or hated em, but goddamn he wanted to be sure I knew what was happening!
I never knew if he loved or hated em, but goddamn he wanted to be sure I knew what was happening!
Why do Brits do better southern accents than Americans?
April 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why do Brits do better southern accents than Americans?
Darby REALLY loved his bed
#aDarbyaday
#aDarbyaday
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Darby REALLY loved his bed
#aDarbyaday
#aDarbyaday
Somehow I missed posting #aDarbyaday yesterday, so here's 2 from our trip to Michigan almost 10 years ago.
Miss you buddy!
Miss you buddy!
April 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Somehow I missed posting #aDarbyaday yesterday, so here's 2 from our trip to Michigan almost 10 years ago.
Miss you buddy!
Miss you buddy!
Make every single voter who says republicans are better than the economy read ALL these stats coming out.
It's always been this way, but not this much!
It's always been this way, but not this much!
April 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Make every single voter who says republicans are better than the economy read ALL these stats coming out.
It's always been this way, but not this much!
It's always been this way, but not this much!
Make the flag code relevant again.
April 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Make the flag code relevant again.
I'm old enough to remember this:
Thoughts, JKR??
Thoughts, JKR??
April 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm old enough to remember this:
Thoughts, JKR??
Thoughts, JKR??
In just about 2 hours, Darby will be gone, and I'll miss him forever. He was a stray on campus and became ours--a real piece of work.
Now he has cancer and struggles to breathe, so we're taking him in this am.
I'll miss you so much, buddy. Thank you for all the wonderful adventures.
Now he has cancer and struggles to breathe, so we're taking him in this am.
I'll miss you so much, buddy. Thank you for all the wonderful adventures.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In just about 2 hours, Darby will be gone, and I'll miss him forever. He was a stray on campus and became ours--a real piece of work.
Now he has cancer and struggles to breathe, so we're taking him in this am.
I'll miss you so much, buddy. Thank you for all the wonderful adventures.
Now he has cancer and struggles to breathe, so we're taking him in this am.
I'll miss you so much, buddy. Thank you for all the wonderful adventures.