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Hammermime 𓄿
@hammermime.bsky.social
Orthodox hedonist. Bite risk.
Barf noises
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lord, I am your weakest soldier fr
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Considering an intervention but maybe we let this one run its course
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is so beautifully useless. I’d unsubscribe immediately but our network settings prohibit the one million redirects it takes to get there.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Favorite internet couple
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
(Begrudgingly) this Apple Music exclusive from Soulwax is really good
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Chicken thigh, pumpkin pie, with my guy
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Being extorted by adobe for 20 years and they send me this email. This is the kind of untargeted comms that makes me want to do crime.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
someone on here is going to say we gotta hand it to tucker and pat buchanan and we absolutely do not, even if he was correct about the Israeli lobby 30 years ago. Side note: a lot of republicans used to loathe the Christian right and that was kind of nice.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’ve watched this 30 times, sound on
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Nightmare Mode
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There’s rotating sandwiches and there’s whatever this is (sound on for a banger)
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Doing my seasonal rewatch of penny dreadful if for no other reasons besides these two
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One concerta, one cup of cold brew concentrate, one dose creatine
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Gladly
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“Being in the big tent is miserable if you’re doing it right” is an incredible sales pitch
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the day after I took my first dab
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Fridge is filled with tall cans of Rainier time to lock tf in
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you se this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
October 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Found an icon in the VHS dates archive
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Looking for Halloween costume stuff and came across this, which could be fun for no specific reason
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Miller’s theory” is not new or unique or even a theory at all. It’s just a tactic. “America is on the brink of martial law” is not a deep plunge into heated political discourse. This tries to hide how easily Dems are losing to an obvious tactic by making it sound like 5D chess.
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I need you all to see the audacity of this dachshund that herds cattle.
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not only is the cope reaching record levels, it is also pathetic and stinks
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM