Hammerhead Snark
@hammerheadsnark.bsky.social
Puppy poppa, pixel monkey, politically-stressed snark junkie.
I don’t buy it. They’re vying to buy her a senate seat. It’s all performative.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I don’t buy it. They’re vying to buy her a senate seat. It’s all performative.
She’s too old based on what she deems “fuckable.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
She’s too old based on what she deems “fuckable.”
“I like my grifts and bribes immediate. Who wants to wait three days for the blood money and selling of America to clear?”
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“I like my grifts and bribes immediate. Who wants to wait three days for the blood money and selling of America to clear?”
Sending you a bunch of love and the hopes that your memories grow more vivid as your pain fades. ❤️🩹🐶
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sending you a bunch of love and the hopes that your memories grow more vivid as your pain fades. ❤️🩹🐶
Or any of Seth Meyers’ “A Closer Look”s. Every one is brilliant.
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Or any of Seth Meyers’ “A Closer Look”s. Every one is brilliant.
When a golden shower takes architectural form.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When a golden shower takes architectural form.
She also said women should be happy with domestic life and forget careers, but Charlie wasn’t even cold yet before she slipped into the CEO role.
Shouldn’t she have stepped aside to let some Biblically-approved, penis-wielder run that shitshow?
Shouldn’t she have stepped aside to let some Biblically-approved, penis-wielder run that shitshow?
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
She also said women should be happy with domestic life and forget careers, but Charlie wasn’t even cold yet before she slipped into the CEO role.
Shouldn’t she have stepped aside to let some Biblically-approved, penis-wielder run that shitshow?
Shouldn’t she have stepped aside to let some Biblically-approved, penis-wielder run that shitshow?
🎶 Carrion my way of fuuuuun. Make Er’ka kiss me ‘cause she can’t run. Laid her nearly, ain’t gonna rest. Til I make that score. 🎶
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🎶 Carrion my way of fuuuuun. Make Er’ka kiss me ‘cause she can’t run. Laid her nearly, ain’t gonna rest. Til I make that score. 🎶
You’ll note she lives in/near the blue island of Nashville in an almost completely red state.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You’ll note she lives in/near the blue island of Nashville in an almost completely red state.
I honestly didn’t think I could love you more Rex - and then you published this article. Keep up the good fight!
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I honestly didn’t think I could love you more Rex - and then you published this article. Keep up the good fight!
Mamdani is going to increment Shania law. Man, I feel like about a third of a woman.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mamdani is going to increment Shania law. Man, I feel like about a third of a woman.
www.realtor.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
She lives 10 minutes outside Nashville. With the majority of Tennessee voting red, Nashville is blue. She doesn’t even follow her own bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
She lives 10 minutes outside Nashville. With the majority of Tennessee voting red, Nashville is blue. She doesn’t even follow her own bullshit.
100ccs of gouda, 2 pints of mozzerella, and a drip line of nacho sauce STAT!
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
100ccs of gouda, 2 pints of mozzerella, and a drip line of nacho sauce STAT!