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the little :> smile that sandra bullock does
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
the little :> smile that sandra bullock does
therapists be saying the darndest things [repeating back to you what you just said in a reflective way]
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
therapists be saying the darndest things [repeating back to you what you just said in a reflective way]
hey quick question what's the point in paying to enroll in healthcare if it's not gonna cover my appointments
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
hey quick question what's the point in paying to enroll in healthcare if it's not gonna cover my appointments
absolutely wild that i'm a full time manager in the state of california working at the largest craft chain left standing in america, and i can't afford to live
October 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
absolutely wild that i'm a full time manager in the state of california working at the largest craft chain left standing in america, and i can't afford to live
using a 2012 macbook with old Chrome and no ai comes up in my searches🫶🏻 i’m free
June 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
using a 2012 macbook with old Chrome and no ai comes up in my searches🫶🏻 i’m free
was up at register with a few of my coworkers and i asked one if they had any plans for their couple days off and they said (very politely) “yes but not that I’m going to tell anyone here” but as soon as our other coworker walked away they whispered to me “i’m going to an o*gy!!”
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
was up at register with a few of my coworkers and i asked one if they had any plans for their couple days off and they said (very politely) “yes but not that I’m going to tell anyone here” but as soon as our other coworker walked away they whispered to me “i’m going to an o*gy!!”
if disney is going to treat their queer characters like that then i’d rather they just not include queer characters🤷🏼♀️
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
if disney is going to treat their queer characters like that then i’d rather they just not include queer characters🤷🏼♀️
the amount of job applications i’ve sent in the last few weeks is astounding. the job market is so saturated
April 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the amount of job applications i’ve sent in the last few weeks is astounding. the job market is so saturated
he brought me coffee at work the other day and we both ended up putting the stopper sticker on our wallets after he left??
April 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
he brought me coffee at work the other day and we both ended up putting the stopper sticker on our wallets after he left??
just started TLOU. sure hope no gay men survive a zombie apocalypse and raiders and instead grow old together against all odds and kill themselves drinking wine steeped with enough pills to kill a horse
April 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
just started TLOU. sure hope no gay men survive a zombie apocalypse and raiders and instead grow old together against all odds and kill themselves drinking wine steeped with enough pills to kill a horse
to the person blasting twenty one pilots in the michael’s parking lot, i see you with so many of my eyes
April 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
to the person blasting twenty one pilots in the michael’s parking lot, i see you with so many of my eyes
part of the thrill of rescuing house plants from the horrible displays at walm*rt is figuring out what the heck some of them actually are
April 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
part of the thrill of rescuing house plants from the horrible displays at walm*rt is figuring out what the heck some of them actually are
you know how lord of the rings fans have a conniption trying not to tell people that dude broke his foot in that one scene? that’s how i felt trying not to drop hunger games book lore while watching it with him for the first time
March 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
you know how lord of the rings fans have a conniption trying not to tell people that dude broke his foot in that one scene? that’s how i felt trying not to drop hunger games book lore while watching it with him for the first time
just showed this man hunger games for the first time and he somehow avoided spoilers since 2008 and knows absolutely nothing about it. i’m thrilled for catching fire
March 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
just showed this man hunger games for the first time and he somehow avoided spoilers since 2008 and knows absolutely nothing about it. i’m thrilled for catching fire
bb, uncle ben, urich is spider man
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
bb, uncle ben, urich is spider man
god’s gift to me today was when i shuffled my 2022 wrapped and You Know by Freddie Dredd, which has been serially banned in the US no matter what he puts it out as, came on first and actually played
March 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
god’s gift to me today was when i shuffled my 2022 wrapped and You Know by Freddie Dredd, which has been serially banned in the US no matter what he puts it out as, came on first and actually played
fingers crossed for the job application i just submitted
March 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
fingers crossed for the job application i just submitted
after feeling shitty the last couple days, i feel much better after talking to myself about it over my afternoon poop
February 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
after feeling shitty the last couple days, i feel much better after talking to myself about it over my afternoon poop
i need every tattoo artist i see to think i sit like a champ
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i need every tattoo artist i see to think i sit like a champ
someone just has a jug of milk in the breakroom fridge
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
someone just has a jug of milk in the breakroom fridge
universal retail worker experience of whispering “okay!” to yourself under your breath when transitioning tasks
January 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
universal retail worker experience of whispering “okay!” to yourself under your breath when transitioning tasks
customer casually dropped the coldest line today: “you know how to make god laugh? make plans.”
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
customer casually dropped the coldest line today: “you know how to make god laugh? make plans.”
there’s just something so girl about taking my birth control with iced coffee
December 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
there’s just something so girl about taking my birth control with iced coffee