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@hamiltonburger.bsky.social
Musician, elder punk, guitar guy, dog father, doppelgangster of love.
An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
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An inner child, mummified in fatty meat.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rscn4esxyu6yzfqrqv4lfmo7/feed/aaacnu4rb5xzi
You've got to love any car with an ejection seat for the passenger
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You've got to love any car with an ejection seat for the passenger
I always loved the Gulf racing colors.
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I always loved the Gulf racing colors.
I think the world needs a concept album about butthole.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think the world needs a concept album about butthole.
This sounds exactly like the kind of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps story that Republicans love. But with statutory rape, which they also love.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This sounds exactly like the kind of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps story that Republicans love. But with statutory rape, which they also love.
YYYESSSSSSS!!!
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
YYYESSSSSSS!!!
Yup. I mean, he was always dead to me. But now he's double dead.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yup. I mean, he was always dead to me. But now he's double dead.
Didn't they stop making this stuff after all those hillbillies died?
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Didn't they stop making this stuff after all those hillbillies died?
You can also grab my ass a bit while you're at it. It's okay. I kind of like it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You can also grab my ass a bit while you're at it. It's okay. I kind of like it.
Blocked!
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Blocked!
Those are pretty much my specialty.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Those are pretty much my specialty.
Hey. Free toilet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey. Free toilet.
I think the right can drop the "We're all good Christians" mask now.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think the right can drop the "We're all good Christians" mask now.
You were supposed to forget about that.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You were supposed to forget about that.
They could use the super annoying Garry Marshall method of exposition in which other characters, sometimes off screen, comment on what the main character is doing. "Oh no she's not going to get far without the orb of whatever!" Always bugged the shit out of me when my wife watched princess diaries.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They could use the super annoying Garry Marshall method of exposition in which other characters, sometimes off screen, comment on what the main character is doing. "Oh no she's not going to get far without the orb of whatever!" Always bugged the shit out of me when my wife watched princess diaries.
Pretty sure she'd change her tune if it had been her.
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Pretty sure she'd change her tune if it had been her.
You should get that looked at.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You should get that looked at.
Somebody needs to teach these guys about blowjobs.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Somebody needs to teach these guys about blowjobs.
I used to love lite brite!
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I used to love lite brite!
Well, okay. But if you don't give any of the characters names, we're all going to get very confused.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well, okay. But if you don't give any of the characters names, we're all going to get very confused.
Your Masters will be pleased.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Your Masters will be pleased.
I don't think he knows it yet. And he's probably too afraid of the GOP to sue.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don't think he knows it yet. And he's probably too afraid of the GOP to sue.