Hamhocksen
@hamhocksen.bsky.social
Professional paypig and simp
You had me at getting paid
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You had me at getting paid
What's your PayPal?
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
What's your PayPal?
maybe I could send you data on my bank account
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
maybe I could send you data on my bank account
how about paypal?
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
how about paypal?
Are sex toys still illegal in Texas or
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Are sex toys still illegal in Texas or
can we just send you money?
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
can we just send you money?
Shhhh, only Sam gets to demand my money
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shhhh, only Sam gets to demand my money
might I suggest distracting yourself by bullying a paypig (hi)?
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
might I suggest distracting yourself by bullying a paypig (hi)?
Maybe I could put it in your bank account sooner?
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Maybe I could put it in your bank account sooner?
Consider: what if you gave my wallet an emetic
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Consider: what if you gave my wallet an emetic
The accounts assistant is a great job for the ADHD-inclined. Lots of routine, brain is active but not challenged, a level of responsibility and the occasional crisis. Plus, nobody dies, unless you really fuck it up.
October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The accounts assistant is a great job for the ADHD-inclined. Lots of routine, brain is active but not challenged, a level of responsibility and the occasional crisis. Plus, nobody dies, unless you really fuck it up.
could Mr Ham fill your bank account
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
could Mr Ham fill your bank account
I could just send money for them and you could keep them?
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I could just send money for them and you could keep them?
Ooh, I would love to buy your shoes 😀
October 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ooh, I would love to buy your shoes 😀
you could send me some funny numbers...
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
you could send me some funny numbers...
Ahem. Happy to fund your maccies demands at any time :D
October 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ahem. Happy to fund your maccies demands at any time :D
My DMs are open :D
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
My DMs are open :D
Well I guess you now have a paypig :D
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Well I guess you now have a paypig :D