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Proud owner of a Ph.D. in Procrastination. Working towards an M.D.
Hungarian <=> English translator.
Horror/thriller game/media fan. Top 4k osu!catch player.
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I'll finish this later.
kinda late but there were male vtubers and even goddamn vedal on that ovulation tracking site, and stuff like "my tummy hurts" was considered a legit data point

so the whole site is about 95% a satire of the kind of obsessive vtuber "fan" who has never felt the touch of a woman
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 AM
thanks to superchatter reecer0508 for giving the art idea, which i could then forward to the artist resulting in, well, this
(took 1h 2mins from notif to finished sketch btw, i timed it, idk what karian is made of)
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i haven't even bothered calculating it for me (i presume it'd age me a good 15-20 years) but i'm taking this chance to say i'm so glad model/actriz is already big enough to perform at coachella
September 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Chapman was also 11 at the time of the remark. He simply got reaaaally into religion, and developed depression & a lot of obsessions (including the Catcher in the Rye thing), not too long before learning about what Lennon said back then.

Long story short, he was mentally ill. Just like the rest.
September 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
part of what i adore in art is that "making a mistake" can, with the right technique, simply turn into an "unplanned pivot"
September 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
imagine dragons? more like imagine making good music
September 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Are we talking about the guy who thought the rich-poor divide would magically stop existing if the office of the president didn't exist?
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Schrank thought McKinley visited him in a dream and asked him to avenge him. Chapman was upset that Lennon said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Godse thought Gandhi's fasts led to religious massacres.

The logic always breaks down. Because assassinations are inherently illogical.
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"man who rallied supporters using the simple, well-understood cause if being against csa, realizes he's been caught red-handed abusing kids, and shoves it all under the rug with the strategy, precision and care expected of a 79-year-old, which he, in fact, is"
July 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
nah nah bro you got it there, no joke is dark enough to mock and show disdain towards the ghoulish things these mfs have committed against actual kids
July 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
for a first scripted video? absolute cinema; the writing's great, the editing strikes a nice balance between footage and gags

one thought: i can kinda hear your anxiety in your voice at times? and like, i 100% get it
but... tap into your "chill reading" energy a bit
you write well enough for it :D
July 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I guess it's worth noting that two countries have gotten 0 points total twice in a row before: the Netherlands in 1962-63, and Germany in 1964-65.
However, back then, the winners were entirely decided via jury.

(Also, the maximum number of points a country could give were 3 and 5, respectively.)
May 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
considering moroccanoil (y'know, that logo that gets plastered on every esc video and broadcast as their official sponsor) is in fact israeli, i had 0 hope it will ever go away
i made my peace with that

i'm just relieved that, as a friend on discord put it:
May 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
that thin margin does explain how san marino got dead last in grand finals pretty well
May 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
or more to the point
i listen to machine gun kelly & corpse's "daywalker" regularly

is it camp? ye
is it cringe? fuck yes
is it fucked up? literally first line is "punch that mf in the face" and it refers to razor blades

sometimes a song just hits

no need to be afraid

there are many like you
May 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my sister in christ, or whoever you do or don't believe in, i listen to stuff like laur's "terminal missa", i'll be the last person to judge

listen to what makes you feel good at a moment
fuck, create what makes you feel good likewise
chances are you'll hit more people than you think
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You're, in fact, correct! Calling Ganymede's activities "exoplanetary" was a mistake. Only applies to planets orbiting around stars. Caught me there.

Also, Ganymede doesn't create those geysers. Europa does, though.

Point: Jupiter's moons are all interesting as hell. F our Moon, check Jupiters'.
May 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
For further comtext, here's a video of Francis consoling the son of a dead atheist:
youtu.be/bRbUTfSds0U?...

And in a pic below we can see a top comment by a snake, not unlike that of the Garden of Eden, "just expressing beliefs".
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's the thing.
Most Americans are not Roman Catholic, they're Protestant, and have expressed disdain over Pope Francis' Christian interpretation that... LGBT people, even atheists, are in fact, people.

They hate Francis because he showed compassion they can't process.

Hence, the meme.
May 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM