Hamdodger
@hamdodger.bsky.social
I'm freakin' PUMPED! I been drinkin' green tea all goddamn DAY!
As a child, I snuck some late night TV and watched 'Sssssss'.
That was a huge mistake.
That was a huge mistake.
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
As a child, I snuck some late night TV and watched 'Sssssss'.
That was a huge mistake.
That was a huge mistake.
Followed by the quickly discontinued flavor...
a cartoon character says " omelette du fromage " in a foreign language
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January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Followed by the quickly discontinued flavor...
Let the bird pay it.
a man with a beard and long hair says i want my bird
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair says i want my bird
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January 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Let the bird pay it.
This explains a lot.
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This explains a lot.
I judge all human beings based solely on their opinions regarding Friends and The Big Bang Theory.
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I judge all human beings based solely on their opinions regarding Friends and The Big Bang Theory.
This has been the reality for YEARS now. It pisses me off to no end that this is somehow a revelation in 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This has been the reality for YEARS now. It pisses me off to no end that this is somehow a revelation in 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Dover Boys would like a word...
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The Dover Boys would like a word...
"I'll chase him round the Bob's Big Boy ornament and round the Carla profile picture and round Perdition's Candy Cane before I give him up..."
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I'll chase him round the Bob's Big Boy ornament and round the Carla profile picture and round Perdition's Candy Cane before I give him up..."
(Ron Howard v/o): "It WAS his brain."
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(Ron Howard v/o): "It WAS his brain."
I'll be at Gate 8, thank you very much!
a man in an orange suit and a man in a blue suit stand next to each other
ALT: a man in an orange suit and a man in a blue suit stand next to each other
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November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'll be at Gate 8, thank you very much!
Pope-man, Pope-man!
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pope-man, Pope-man!
You delivered that line with the velveteen touch of a dandy fop.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You delivered that line with the velveteen touch of a dandy fop.
R.I.P. to all those lost in the East Coast vs. West Coast Ventriloquist wars.
All they wanted to do was entertain for the nice people...
All they wanted to do was entertain for the nice people...
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
R.I.P. to all those lost in the East Coast vs. West Coast Ventriloquist wars.
All they wanted to do was entertain for the nice people...
All they wanted to do was entertain for the nice people...
There Will Be Chemtrails.
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There Will Be Chemtrails.
This last season was easily a top five (if not three) of the entire run.
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This last season was easily a top five (if not three) of the entire run.
Now where's the "boo f*cking hoo" emoji on my phone...
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now where's the "boo f*cking hoo" emoji on my phone...
"I'll bash yer head in with my Shillelagh!" has been part of my repertoire since the mid 80's.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"I'll bash yer head in with my Shillelagh!" has been part of my repertoire since the mid 80's.
Wait until you try the Fallout "Night of the Lepus" DLC pack.
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wait until you try the Fallout "Night of the Lepus" DLC pack.
Agreed. It's like the season ender was last week, but there was budget for one more show.
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Agreed. It's like the season ender was last week, but there was budget for one more show.
Not as famous. But much better.
September 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Not as famous. But much better.
I'm a wedge of F*CK, YES!
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm a wedge of F*CK, YES!
You mean Paul F. Tompkins, with the island timeshare?
September 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You mean Paul F. Tompkins, with the island timeshare?