Scobby Bobbins
@hamburgersocial.bsky.social
I’m tired of pretending it’s not normal, normalize having a beer at work #oppression
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I’m tired of pretending it’s not normal, normalize having a beer at work #oppression
You should turn this into a tweet this is gas
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
You should turn this into a tweet this is gas
"if you know you know," or equivalently, "true"
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"if you know you know," or equivalently, "true"
god forbid thy elo forgive
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
god forbid thy elo forgive
january second eve eve
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
january second eve eve
sex with my laptop
December 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
sex with my laptop
they should make cars airtight so you need to open your window or door sometimes to breathe
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
they should make cars airtight so you need to open your window or door sometimes to breathe
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
20 hours and 19 minutes,
then you may send the message:
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
9 hours and 29 minutes,
20 hours and 19 minutes,
then you may send the message:
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
9 hours and 29 minutes,
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
20 hours and 19 minutes,
then you may send the message:
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
9 hours and 29 minutes,
20 hours and 19 minutes,
then you may send the message:
The fog... Bog usage all used today, tommorow happens in
9 hours and 29 minutes,
we should send elon musk to mars
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
we should send elon musk to mars
*thanks you for your attention to this matter*
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
*thanks you for your attention to this matter*
i saw daddy watching mommy kissing santa claus
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i saw daddy watching mommy kissing santa claus
guy who's a cuck but only for santa
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
guy who's a cuck but only for santa
put my balls on her chin call that ballchin
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
put my balls on her chin call that ballchin
Pregnant woman don't like it when you say they are telophasing
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pregnant woman don't like it when you say they are telophasing
if enshittification was identified now it would be called ensloppification
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if enshittification was identified now it would be called ensloppification
L + ratio + naughty list + touch snow + santa denier + get coal + ho ho ho
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
L + ratio + naughty list + touch snow + santa denier + get coal + ho ho ho
diamagnetic girl got me repelling by creating an opposing induced magnetic field, caused by electrons adjusting their orbits in response to an external field, as described by Lenz's law.
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
diamagnetic girl got me repelling by creating an opposing induced magnetic field, caused by electrons adjusting their orbits in response to an external field, as described by Lenz's law.
diabetic girl got me drinking her piss like its mellow yellow
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
diabetic girl got me drinking her piss like its mellow yellow
It's a cylinder.
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's a cylinder.
achieving hands and balls
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
achieving hands and balls
achieving homeostasis between my hands and balls
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
achieving homeostasis between my hands and balls
yall ever just hold your balls when your hands are cold
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
yall ever just hold your balls when your hands are cold
never trust a man who pronounces the "a" in Mario as in "man"
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
never trust a man who pronounces the "a" in Mario as in "man"