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The dog ate my bio.
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
It was a beautiful evening and I got to spend it with friends of the two- and four-legged kind enjoying pizza and beer in Baltimore before taking a nice walk to get ice cream. We were walking along an overpass over some train tracks and I decided to 📸!
August 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is what Luke Skywalker shared that I thought I reposted.
August 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Introducing...
Hamburger Harmer. 🤣
June 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Great evening for a baseball game! Let's go, Nationals! 🦅🇺🇲⚾
May 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The pink collared one was wiggling around but then she fell asleep in my hands with her lil chin over my finger. Too precious. 😍🥹
March 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We met the puppies today! We're not sure which one we want to take home but we don't have to decide yet.
They're only six days old but they were active little things. They kind of wiggle and crawl around, they can't walk yet and their eyes are closed, but they get around when they want to!
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Those of you whom I talk to regularly are sick of hearing about it, but after a very long wait, our puppy was born on Sunday night! It's going to be a long eight weeks until we can bring her home, but I'm so excited, so here are some puppy pictures. 🐾🥰🐾🥰
March 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I bought this Monstera Thai constellation maybe 3 or 4 weeks ago and it has already made two new leaves. I was a little disappointed in the lack of variegation on a few of the smaller leaves, but the latest one has that huge patch of white! This plant is so beautiful! 😍
March 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Be like bread: soft and full of carbs. Got it. 🥖🍞🥐
March 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My awesome husband made us Goth seafood pasta. It's squid ink spaghetti, mussels and calamari in a white wine, lemon and herb sauce.
February 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's so simple, and yet perfect. Something about this is so satisfying. I guess it's the symmetry.
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This bespectacled nerd is happy!
February 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I bought this as an impulse and I gotta say, it was worth it. My glasses slide down a lot and I'm constantly pushing them up on my nose. This stuff really does help them stay put! What's that saying? If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid. 😆🤓
February 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I ain't afraid of no ghosts...but I am scared of dialing a number and talking to a human being whom I don't know. 👻
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mildly spicy Sunday selfie.
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
February 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A coworker got me a little gift because we both love fidget toys! ☺️
January 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gasparilla was fun, but we've decided it (or at least the bar crawl) is for younger people. 😅😂 We left at 3 and took a nap in the hotel. We're exhausted!

People were watching the parade from their balcony throwing beads into the crowd. I only caught one string of beads but that's more than zero!
January 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gasparilla pirate festival photo dump. 🏴‍☠️🦜
January 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"You best start believing in dystopian nightmares, Miss Swan.
...You're in one."
January 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's a full moon! You know what that means... Breaking out the tarot deck for the first time in a long time!
January 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
So many sweet moments, and I'm so glad I have the photos and memories. I used to say I was silly for how many JoJo pictures I took, but I am really glad to have the pictures now. So yes, take the picture of your pets. Even if it's a silly one. Even if you have 50 other photos of them. Just do it. ♥️
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I found a hair on my sweatshirt that had to have belonged to my dog and I started crying. He's been gone for over a year, but I miss my buddy.
January 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM