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Twitter refugee, world-class hater, bisexual mess, looking for someone to end my suffering, he/him 🏳️🌈
I finally sat down and watched Oppenheimer.
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
November 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I finally sat down and watched Oppenheimer.
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
I think I sat on my couch with this exact expression through the credits
“Don’t be part of the BlueSky echo chamber! Broaden your horizons! ☺️”
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
“Don’t be part of the BlueSky echo chamber! Broaden your horizons! ☺️”
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
The horizon these people think I need to broaden:
We are in whatever hell is below hell itself. Super Hell, idk
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
We are in whatever hell is below hell itself. Super Hell, idk
I am fucking vibrating this morning. I have the end of Return of The Jedi going on in my head. Ewoks are dancing. Empty barrels of Super Male Vitality are being used as drums. Barnes is nowhere to be seen.
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I am fucking vibrating this morning. I have the end of Return of The Jedi going on in my head. Ewoks are dancing. Empty barrels of Super Male Vitality are being used as drums. Barnes is nowhere to be seen.
Last twitter account deactivated. 14 years of great* posts gone like tears in rain
November 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Last twitter account deactivated. 14 years of great* posts gone like tears in rain
Fucking blocked on SIGHT
November 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Fucking blocked on SIGHT
Trying to get leftists to organize for fucking anything
November 10, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Trying to get leftists to organize for fucking anything
Let’s see how things are going over there on tw—
October 7, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Let’s see how things are going over there on tw—
Always remember that I’m cooler than you
September 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Always remember that I’m cooler than you
Your honor…
September 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Your honor…
Thanks for the fast shipping big guy 👍👍
September 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Thanks for the fast shipping big guy 👍👍
I can’t catch up when I’m doing this with every reply
September 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I can’t catch up when I’m doing this with every reply
It took her several years of Trump for her to even make some wishy-washy statements. This was her first full-throated endorsement.
And if that is in any way true, where we have to rely on absurdly rich assholes with private jets to save us, we are so deeply fucked.
And if that is in any way true, where we have to rely on absurdly rich assholes with private jets to save us, we are so deeply fucked.
September 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
It took her several years of Trump for her to even make some wishy-washy statements. This was her first full-throated endorsement.
And if that is in any way true, where we have to rely on absurdly rich assholes with private jets to save us, we are so deeply fucked.
And if that is in any way true, where we have to rely on absurdly rich assholes with private jets to save us, we are so deeply fucked.
Didn’t end up test riding anything but godDAMN the Speed Triple 1200RR is one of the most gorgeous bikes I’ve ever seen
September 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Didn’t end up test riding anything but godDAMN the Speed Triple 1200RR is one of the most gorgeous bikes I’ve ever seen
Incredible things are happening on the streets in my area
September 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Incredible things are happening on the streets in my area
absolutely off my shits at the club rn
September 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
absolutely off my shits at the club rn
That one person? Vladimir Putin 🥹
September 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
That one person? Vladimir Putin 🥹
This is indeed the cup of the King of Kings……….
September 2, 2024 at 4:18 AM
This is indeed the cup of the King of Kings……….
Every single day on my delivery route I hope I have the house that has the golden lab that runs up to me and immediately requests tummy rubs
December 6, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Every single day on my delivery route I hope I have the house that has the golden lab that runs up to me and immediately requests tummy rubs