Planke
@hamburgator.bsky.social
he/him | PoliSci & poly | 30 | Berlin | full time 161 techno croc 🌹🐊 #blacklivesmatter | stop AI | only 18+ please | icon by @bluescale.bsky.social | heartbroken but still going
there’s a fucking ambulance for sale here in the street
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
there’s a fucking ambulance for sale here in the street
also this may shock you
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
also this may shock you
“do you wanna pay cash or card?”
“card”
“card”
September 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“do you wanna pay cash or card?”
“card”
“card”
in this house we stand for the flag!!! 🫡
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
in this house we stand for the flag!!! 🫡
I think this is the coolest building in the city
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I think this is the coolest building in the city
if I ever end up in a corporate job, my Slack profile picture will be me wearing this
August 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if I ever end up in a corporate job, my Slack profile picture will be me wearing this
omg in Pyongyang?? 😳
August 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
omg in Pyongyang?? 😳
Bowser is in Paris and King K. Rool is in Berlin, they should MEET
August 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bowser is in Paris and King K. Rool is in Berlin, they should MEET
why do all the best shirt designs have to be for kids, this is unfair
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
why do all the best shirt designs have to be for kids, this is unfair
I think @sharkthemark.bsky.social is not quite full yet 😳
commission I got from the cute shark himself
commission I got from the cute shark himself
July 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I think @sharkthemark.bsky.social is not quite full yet 😳
commission I got from the cute shark himself
commission I got from the cute shark himself
noticed shopping carts actually make a good photo motive
July 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
noticed shopping carts actually make a good photo motive
damn that tail could hold an entire croc (and still can)
sketch I got from @bluescale.bsky.social back in 2022
sketch I got from @bluescale.bsky.social back in 2022
July 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
damn that tail could hold an entire croc (and still can)
sketch I got from @bluescale.bsky.social back in 2022
sketch I got from @bluescale.bsky.social back in 2022
Cities Skylines fans rejoice
July 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Cities Skylines fans rejoice
this is the first art of Planke I ever got, made by @parnu-stcroix.bsky.social around six years ago <3
July 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
this is the first art of Planke I ever got, made by @parnu-stcroix.bsky.social around six years ago <3
even my clothes are gonna be raccoon’ed
July 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
even my clothes are gonna be raccoon’ed
you may not like it, but this is what peak housing looks like
July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you may not like it, but this is what peak housing looks like
you know where to find me
July 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you know where to find me
learning cool elephant facts at the dentist waiting room
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
learning cool elephant facts at the dentist waiting room
what if we kissed at the ASS building 👉👈
June 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
what if we kissed at the ASS building 👉👈
tried my best (what the fuck are hands)
June 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tried my best (what the fuck are hands)
Celebrating pride with Bowser himself ❤️❤️ YCH commission by @saidthesaisio.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Celebrating pride with Bowser himself ❤️❤️ YCH commission by @saidthesaisio.bsky.social