Hamburgalar
@hamburgalar.bsky.social
Fight against the oppressive regime of Mayor McCheese! Burgle the burgers of oppression! We will take McDonaldland back for the people!!
@therealgrimace.bsky.social who I thought was on the No Fly List to do an incident in 2001, was allowed to fly this week to promote the new McDonaldland meal... anything for corporate greed, even endangering anyone in a tall building
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United Flight 919 To McDonaldland With A Purple Seatmate In Polaris Business Class... - Live and Let's Fly
If you saw a big purple blob-like creature on a recent United Airlines flight in Polaris...it was Grimace,traveling to McDonaldland.
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August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@therealgrimace.bsky.social who I thought was on the No Fly List to do an incident in 2001, was allowed to fly this week to promote the new McDonaldland meal... anything for corporate greed, even endangering anyone in a tall building
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@mcdonaldsuss.bsky.social has officially stated that @therealgrimace.bsky.social is a "taste bud". That's funny because I thought he was a "serial killer"
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@mcdonaldsuss.bsky.social has officially stated that @therealgrimace.bsky.social is a "taste bud". That's funny because I thought he was a "serial killer"
This is the noise that plays in the prison Mayor McCheese sends his political opponents
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is the noise that plays in the prison Mayor McCheese sends his political opponents
Found out my manager, Gary, voted for Mayor McCheese... Kohls fucking sucks. But, these striped jumpsuits ain't cheap
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Found out my manager, Gary, voted for Mayor McCheese... Kohls fucking sucks. But, these striped jumpsuits ain't cheap
Once a kid got stuck in the playplace slide and his parents left him there. At night he'd come out and eat leftover burgers and they became his only joy. When Manager McCheese caught him, he banned him from all McDonald's locations to make an example of him. That kid, was me
June 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Once a kid got stuck in the playplace slide and his parents left him there. At night he'd come out and eat leftover burgers and they became his only joy. When Manager McCheese caught him, he banned him from all McDonald's locations to make an example of him. That kid, was me
I recommended they start serving Mcequila (Tequila from McDonald's) and do shots outta ketchup packets. Ronald beat me and locked me out of the house for several days
June 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I recommended they start serving Mcequila (Tequila from McDonald's) and do shots outta ketchup packets. Ronald beat me and locked me out of the house for several days
@therealgrimace.bsky.social You protected me today
April 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@therealgrimace.bsky.social You protected me today
Y'all, Mayor McCheese sent someone to kill me
April 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Y'all, Mayor McCheese sent someone to kill me
Giving a gift to my main man
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Giving a gift to my main man
Oh who put that there
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh who put that there
POV you fell asleep behind a chipotle dumpster and wake up to us starring over you (we were smoking Mac sauce)
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
POV you fell asleep behind a chipotle dumpster and wake up to us starring over you (we were smoking Mac sauce)
What's my daily routine?
4: Wake up
4:30: Watch The Founder while I get ready
6:30: Try to run for an hour
7: Get into car and psyc myself up for work at Forever 21
7:15: Leave and work
5: Leave work and head to a McDonald's im not banned from
6: Robble burgers
9: Watch The Founder and go to sleep
4: Wake up
4:30: Watch The Founder while I get ready
6:30: Try to run for an hour
7: Get into car and psyc myself up for work at Forever 21
7:15: Leave and work
5: Leave work and head to a McDonald's im not banned from
6: Robble burgers
9: Watch The Founder and go to sleep
April 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What's my daily routine?
4: Wake up
4:30: Watch The Founder while I get ready
6:30: Try to run for an hour
7: Get into car and psyc myself up for work at Forever 21
7:15: Leave and work
5: Leave work and head to a McDonald's im not banned from
6: Robble burgers
9: Watch The Founder and go to sleep
4: Wake up
4:30: Watch The Founder while I get ready
6:30: Try to run for an hour
7: Get into car and psyc myself up for work at Forever 21
7:15: Leave and work
5: Leave work and head to a McDonald's im not banned from
6: Robble burgers
9: Watch The Founder and go to sleep
Just wanna remind people I PAID FOR DINNER and they STILL hogged the game all night
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just wanna remind people I PAID FOR DINNER and they STILL hogged the game all night
@therealgrimace.bsky.social stop making moaning noises on the Twitch were gonna be canceled
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@therealgrimace.bsky.social stop making moaning noises on the Twitch were gonna be canceled
When you make it up high enough the corporate ladder at McDonald's, they take you into a room and show you that Big Mac sauce is really [REDACTED FOR GOVERNMENT SECURITY]
February 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When you make it up high enough the corporate ladder at McDonald's, they take you into a room and show you that Big Mac sauce is really [REDACTED FOR GOVERNMENT SECURITY]
In N Out? More like In N stayin! because they locked me up for robbing them again
February 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In N Out? More like In N stayin! because they locked me up for robbing them again
You're tellin me a Big made these Macs?
February 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You're tellin me a Big made these Macs?
You may think McDonaldland is a capitalism paradise. It's not! It's a fascist regime with Mayor McCheese taking any dissenters and making them into nuggets!!! Fight back and take back McDonaldland
February 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You may think McDonaldland is a capitalism paradise. It's not! It's a fascist regime with Mayor McCheese taking any dissenters and making them into nuggets!!! Fight back and take back McDonaldland
I just wanted to give my thoughts and prayers out to the family of the Duolingo Owl. They were a spectacular lover and I will miss them dearly.
February 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just wanted to give my thoughts and prayers out to the family of the Duolingo Owl. They were a spectacular lover and I will miss them dearly.
@therealgrimace.bsky.social
Had some of your uncle's fluid or whatever they're calling it. Delicious, seriously do not let the feds arrest that man again
Had some of your uncle's fluid or whatever they're calling it. Delicious, seriously do not let the feds arrest that man again
February 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@therealgrimace.bsky.social
Had some of your uncle's fluid or whatever they're calling it. Delicious, seriously do not let the feds arrest that man again
Had some of your uncle's fluid or whatever they're calling it. Delicious, seriously do not let the feds arrest that man again
Some say Grimace is a taste bud. I say he's my bud!! Also he owes me 15 dollars and I need it bad rn please
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Some say Grimace is a taste bud. I say he's my bud!! Also he owes me 15 dollars and I need it bad rn please
Chiefs need to pick it up! Birdie is gonna break my fucking legs...
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Chiefs need to pick it up! Birdie is gonna break my fucking legs...
Been burgaling burgers all year for this. Bet all money on the cheifs!
February 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Been burgaling burgers all year for this. Bet all money on the cheifs!