Would you read a book about a middle aged woman who beats off to Link + Zelda fanfic (I am asking for research purposes only)

Today I saw a couple that was Running Together™️ while…holding hands? Like, fingers fully interlaced. Sickos

Kevin Costner and Pete Davidson announcing their relationship tomorrow

Imagine walking down the aisle at your own wedding, and your bridal song calls you a flibbertigibbet, a will o’ the wisp, a clown

What in the Mandela Effect? I could have sworn these have always been called Depends