ave
@halotits.bsky.social
hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects
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kinda wanna post more aerial things on here idk
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
kinda wanna post more aerial things on here idk
not to gender essentialize but men are truly the most inconsiderate creatures on the planet
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
not to gender essentialize but men are truly the most inconsiderate creatures on the planet
can confirm i was not gendered correctly once over the course of five hours
also knowing that i Will be misgendered lol one of the only people in my entire organization with pronouns on email/zoom
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
can confirm i was not gendered correctly once over the course of five hours
going in office = professional attire = gender dysphoria 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
going in office = professional attire = gender dysphoria 🥰
oomf said i look the same as i do when i was 18 and i’m about to crash out over it
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
oomf said i look the same as i do when i was 18 and i’m about to crash out over it
it’s always hit or miss whether i will have an okay day or whether i will get extremely depressed from my job by midday
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
it’s always hit or miss whether i will have an okay day or whether i will get extremely depressed from my job by midday
just a gay dancing to gay boy music
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
just a gay dancing to gay boy music
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
my knee feels permanently bruised lmfao i need to chill the fuck out
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
my knee feels permanently bruised lmfao i need to chill the fuck out
going to faggot fall movie night knowing i’ve only slept four hours and will only make it through half a movie
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
going to faggot fall movie night knowing i’ve only slept four hours and will only make it through half a movie
found a new man to project onto and pretend we could be something
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
found a new man to project onto and pretend we could be something
taunie in legends ZA is starting to piss me off
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
taunie in legends ZA is starting to piss me off
mentally preparing to go grocery shopping purely so i can have soup for lunch AND dinner
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
mentally preparing to go grocery shopping purely so i can have soup for lunch AND dinner
what do you mean the sun comes up in two hours and i’m just making dinner
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
what do you mean the sun comes up in two hours and i’m just making dinner
hate that the only way to get better at things is to keep doing them
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
hate that the only way to get better at things is to keep doing them
the outlook notification sound legitimately activates my fight or flight response
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the outlook notification sound legitimately activates my fight or flight response
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I HAAAAATE when people use the words “clean/dirty” when it comes to HIV (or any other STI). Gives me the biggest ick… that shit needs to stop immediately.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I HAAAAATE when people use the words “clean/dirty” when it comes to HIV (or any other STI). Gives me the biggest ick… that shit needs to stop immediately.
dating really tall guys is all fun and games til you realize you can’t kiss them without going on your toes
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
dating really tall guys is all fun and games til you realize you can’t kiss them without going on your toes
i fear i’m getting extremely attached to sweatpants now that my entire life is either at home or dancing
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i fear i’m getting extremely attached to sweatpants now that my entire life is either at home or dancing
actually so ready to clean my room purely so i can invite someone over… sick and twisted
vaccine side effects are hittinggggg oh my body is so sore rn someone come massage me 👉🏻👈🏻
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
actually so ready to clean my room purely so i can invite someone over… sick and twisted
vaccine side effects are hittinggggg oh my body is so sore rn someone come massage me 👉🏻👈🏻
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
vaccine side effects are hittinggggg oh my body is so sore rn someone come massage me 👉🏻👈🏻
one thing i love about new york is that you really can’t go anywhere without seeing someone you know
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
one thing i love about new york is that you really can’t go anywhere without seeing someone you know
i love when election result breakdowns are behind a paywall 😻
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i love when election result breakdowns are behind a paywall 😻
tipsy on a tuesday now who wants to fu—
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
tipsy on a tuesday now who wants to fu—
masking for most of my life has really taught me how to flip on my customer service persona when needed
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
masking for most of my life has really taught me how to flip on my customer service persona when needed