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Unrelated but do you think the 34.99 one comes with the power to make it snow?
October 26, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Also let players pants the ref if they make a bad call.
October 26, 2023 at 6:20 PM
The NBA should do what the Harlem globetrotters do and add circles on the ground randomly and if you shoot from inside them it’s 5 points
October 26, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Was kinda bummed out too. Maybe I just need another booster and it’ll work next time.
October 5, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Like ofc I want the album but I’m so used to keef indefinitely delaying music so he can play more video games and honestly I get it.
October 4, 2023 at 9:25 PM
It’s on my list of top 5 sexiest crimes.
October 4, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Damn couldn’t be me. I only use the best
October 2, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Mine has slowly dissolved into “I love my horsey and my horsey loves me” RDR2 posts. Not too mad about it tbh.
September 21, 2023 at 5:20 PM
I got hentai delivered and was so excited I waited by the mailbox like SpongeBob. After seeing his bank acct, I do now in fact want to fuck him.
September 14, 2023 at 10:54 PM
I don’t remember. I was 4. The crystal lite was purple tho.
September 13, 2023 at 9:55 PM
One time while my mom was at school my dad hit me then left me at my grandmas and I went to go watch Dragon Ball but Yu Yu was airing instead and my grandma made me crystal lite to make me feel better
September 13, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I hope that either result will end in amazing jokes to make me laugh.
September 13, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Omg OP still thinks women exist 💀 they were invented by the government to make you weak. Wake up, Wheat.
September 13, 2023 at 8:40 PM
What percent of images posted were carefully curated memes I posted then deleted hating on @wheat.bsky.social
September 12, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Yeah and my dick broke? I guess? I just be saying shit rn. It’s that time of day.
September 11, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Oh yeah uh my bad. I’ll rephrase.

Isaac dropped that ass on me from such an egregarious angle, they thought I was Johnny Knoxville the way my dick bent?
September 11, 2023 at 10:07 PM
It’s 9-11. You deserve two lunches. Some Taco Bell^2, if you will.
September 11, 2023 at 10:00 PM
How the hell am I supposed to lie like I know what I’m doing when the only thing pulled up on my monitor is “deer gets hit by bus goes FLYING [super slow motion at the end]”
September 11, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Hello, sir? Question. 🙋‍♀️ I’ve heard your [b]ussy feels like biscoff butter. Can you confirm?
September 11, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I call Isaacs asshole the matrix bc I’m stuck in it and can’t get out.
September 11, 2023 at 8:30 PM
September 10, 2023 at 4:40 AM
Wheat posting more than once a week? I’ve seen enough.
September 10, 2023 at 3:31 AM