still in awe at Denzel in Gladiator 2. Got too used to movies being just “actor saying his lines” and not “actor becoming their character”. Very fun. Also cool little monkey in a dress.

im drawing with marker and like pen and stuff

jerma teacher noise

where am i

The Chronicles of Judge Fiddlebert has officially outlived Concord

i GOTTA play toys man….

I took the day off yesterday bc twas LIBERTY DAY‼️

I got three C-01 permits approved so i could perform many actions that may result in a child

Now it’s time to spread managed democracy once more

Any other #Helldivers celebrated this special occasion??

“all rise for the honorable judge fiddlebert”

the courtroom’s ceiling splits in 2 and opens like a hangar bay, the microscopic green man can be seen skydiving towards his throne. The parachute fails to open and he splats in the middle of the courtroom

Case got dismissed, JF took a sabbatical year.

i need you guys to give me two or three hundred thousand weak willed followers so i can fulfill my megalomaniac villain agenda

i tried to brainwash my mistress’ son into doing my bidding but she caught wind and now i can’t see him lest i divorce :/

That feeling when i reconnect with my Twitter mutuals but on the clearly superior Bluesky™️ app

i genuinely do not get Freeways! wdym there’s two hours of traffic?? There’s no stoplights it’s literally endless 8-lane road across the whole country. Why are you stopped?? Just drive?????

#traffic amirite??? :3

sorry intern i can’t play today, i got fool’s errands to run

hii im just a marine corporal

i like:
UNSC!!
MA5B assault rifle
Magnum
BR75
Warthog
Falcon
Helljumpers
Jorge Spartan
Jerome Spartan

please DNI if:
Covenant
Banished
The Flood
Promethean
Methane-based life forms
Plasma weapon enthusiast
Sangheili unaffiliated to the Swords of Sangheilios
Jiralhanae

“all rise for the honorable judge fiddlebert”

a green two feet tall man manages to climb atop the mighty judge throne

Judge Fiddlebert: let the defendant sing a song!

Me: my heart’s a stereo it beats for you so listen close…

i will be executed tomorrow at 0600

finally begun my Silent Hill 2 journey.

Got it on PS5 so i don’t get distracted by “oh man that bush over there is flickering i must go into settings and try to fix it”, put it on the big tv, lights off, dark outside and oh dear…

t’has been fun so far, lookin forward to the rest o the game

will use buzzwords so maybe i can find my moots and friends and play toys and be happy

interests:
- toys
- cars
- halo
- other games not halo
- metal gear solid
- mass effect
- ratchet and clank
- splinter cell
- dead space
- binding of isaac
- helldivers
- movies
- the funnys

so uhh follow me? :3

AM I SUPPOSED TO COPYPASTE THE 400+ FACTS OVER HERE???

I’ll need an intern for the intern’s intern’s intern

Or i guess…. Just not following a numbering sequence..?

big decisions…..

tis your friendly neighbourhood halo fact provider. I hate the intern