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Mostly Harmless.
Warning: Unable to spot glaring grammatical and spelling errors until after I push the reply button.
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We tried to stop them but...
they're fast as lightning.
they're fast as lightning.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We tried to stop them but...
they're fast as lightning.
they're fast as lightning.
I'd like to take a moment to point out that stipend is not like covering expenses. With a stipend you keep all the money whether you spend it or not.
Salt in the wound.
Salt in the wound.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'd like to take a moment to point out that stipend is not like covering expenses. With a stipend you keep all the money whether you spend it or not.
Salt in the wound.
Salt in the wound.
Alternate caption:
I've almost got my matter teleporter working. Just a few more twists to work out.
I've almost got my matter teleporter working. Just a few more twists to work out.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Alternate caption:
I've almost got my matter teleporter working. Just a few more twists to work out.
I've almost got my matter teleporter working. Just a few more twists to work out.
Evidence the brain damage causes republican thinking.
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Evidence the brain damage causes republican thinking.
If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Queue the cats)
(Queue the cats)
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Queue the cats)
(Queue the cats)
I prefer we use the old term... Robber Barons.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I prefer we use the old term... Robber Barons.
I've certainly found organized religion to be quite taxing.
Turn about is fair play they say.
Turn about is fair play they say.
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I've certainly found organized religion to be quite taxing.
Turn about is fair play they say.
Turn about is fair play they say.
Nah, you just can't see the retractable bong.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nah, you just can't see the retractable bong.
Translation: "You're on your own"
I remind everyone that the man who coined the phrase "let the buyer beware" was bleeding out his bum.
I remind everyone that the man who coined the phrase "let the buyer beware" was bleeding out his bum.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Translation: "You're on your own"
I remind everyone that the man who coined the phrase "let the buyer beware" was bleeding out his bum.
I remind everyone that the man who coined the phrase "let the buyer beware" was bleeding out his bum.
Remember "Green Acres"? She's Mr Haney in drag.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Remember "Green Acres"? She's Mr Haney in drag.
Oh, I'm sorry. We almost forget your side order as asparagus.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. We almost forget your side order as asparagus.
It works like magic!
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It works like magic!
Pedophile is the proper term. When they're doing 5 yr olds, well, that's literally raping babies.
Are you trying to desensitize us to baby rapers? <shudder>
Are you trying to desensitize us to baby rapers? <shudder>
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Pedophile is the proper term. When they're doing 5 yr olds, well, that's literally raping babies.
Are you trying to desensitize us to baby rapers? <shudder>
Are you trying to desensitize us to baby rapers? <shudder>
Y'all ever watched that old TV show "Green Acres"?
Ya remember Mr Haney?
Ya remember Mr Haney?
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Y'all ever watched that old TV show "Green Acres"?
Ya remember Mr Haney?
Ya remember Mr Haney?
Don't worry, it will be paved with good intentions.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don't worry, it will be paved with good intentions.
Death seed,
blind man's greed.
Poet's starving,
children bleed.
Nothing he's got
he really needs.
Twenty-first century schizoid man.
blind man's greed.
Poet's starving,
children bleed.
Nothing he's got
he really needs.
Twenty-first century schizoid man.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Death seed,
blind man's greed.
Poet's starving,
children bleed.
Nothing he's got
he really needs.
Twenty-first century schizoid man.
blind man's greed.
Poet's starving,
children bleed.
Nothing he's got
he really needs.
Twenty-first century schizoid man.
Whaddya mean? They've been writing themselves lots of checks and their balances are huge!
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Whaddya mean? They've been writing themselves lots of checks and their balances are huge!
I read his statement as.... "You're on your own."
And remind everyone that the man who coined "Let the buyer beware" was probably bleeding out his bum.
And remind everyone that the man who coined "Let the buyer beware" was probably bleeding out his bum.
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I read his statement as.... "You're on your own."
And remind everyone that the man who coined "Let the buyer beware" was probably bleeding out his bum.
And remind everyone that the man who coined "Let the buyer beware" was probably bleeding out his bum.
And it strikes like.. like... (flash and thunder)... Lightning! Yes, that's it!
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
And it strikes like.. like... (flash and thunder)... Lightning! Yes, that's it!
I must add, I have a dream that he becomes allergic to that pancake stage makeup.
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I must add, I have a dream that he becomes allergic to that pancake stage makeup.
I am convinced that he puts on cheap sunglasses then sticks his face in a hole in the wall and someone just sprays him down.
It would allow the makeup 'artist' to avoid the smell.
It would allow the makeup 'artist' to avoid the smell.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am convinced that he puts on cheap sunglasses then sticks his face in a hole in the wall and someone just sprays him down.
It would allow the makeup 'artist' to avoid the smell.
It would allow the makeup 'artist' to avoid the smell.
Bold of you to assume they have any knowledge of history.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bold of you to assume they have any knowledge of history.
The ones working for us need their paychecks, the others are making much more money through graft.
Stop the graft.
Stop the graft.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The ones working for us need their paychecks, the others are making much more money through graft.
Stop the graft.
Stop the graft.
He's destroying the food chain in the US.
Everything he does seems designed to harm the country.
Everything he does seems designed to harm the country.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He's destroying the food chain in the US.
Everything he does seems designed to harm the country.
Everything he does seems designed to harm the country.
The sum of us all is far mightier than quibbling fractions.
(and, yeah, I'm a white guy).
(and, yeah, I'm a white guy).
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The sum of us all is far mightier than quibbling fractions.
(and, yeah, I'm a white guy).
(and, yeah, I'm a white guy).