who hasn’t always dreamed of a “huge walk/guest suite” in their kitchen

a random song will play and I’ll suddenly get a flashback of a glee performance and be like “yeah the teacher sang the thong song when he was trying to seduce the counselor” and it doesn’t sound like a real sentence, yet it’s absolutely what happened

I say this as someone who considered myself a “passive observer” of phineas and ferb and not even a dedicated viewer

and it would be great

it just so happened my mom showed up to visit me at my college dorm seconds after I did this and I was feeling unwell while trying to hold a normal conversation (also worth noting I was completely sober and aware when I did this, just truly forgot how to think)