HallieBeDallie
@halliebedallie.bsky.social
I love my dogs and, like, 12 other people. Tucson stoner girl who loves horror movies and hates being cold.
@vonbarkingtoniii is my man.
she/her
@vonbarkingtoniii is my man.
she/her
25 years ago, I stood in a long line for hours for a kid’s movie premiere not super excited. I loved it and I have watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas every winter since. 25 years of Jim Carrey cracking me up while his makeup was torturing him.
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
25 years ago, I stood in a long line for hours for a kid’s movie premiere not super excited. I loved it and I have watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas every winter since. 25 years of Jim Carrey cracking me up while his makeup was torturing him.
No I can’t hold your baby. I’ve broken 3 wine glasses in the last 2 months.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No I can’t hold your baby. I’ve broken 3 wine glasses in the last 2 months.
Don’t sleep on Shin Godzilla. It’s great fun.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Don’t sleep on Shin Godzilla. It’s great fun.
Just to clarify, Kim didn’t give one of her “lifers” who is testifying in her trial a ride to Paris on her private jet? #thekardashians
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Just to clarify, Kim didn’t give one of her “lifers” who is testifying in her trial a ride to Paris on her private jet? #thekardashians
I just recently got into Real Housewives. If you are on this show, you have the means to get your demo in front of people who matter. If you’re good. You’re not. Don’t try.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just recently got into Real Housewives. If you are on this show, you have the means to get your demo in front of people who matter. If you’re good. You’re not. Don’t try.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
So we’re really wasting time on a shootout? Who asked for this? #LIBReunion #LIB
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So we’re really wasting time on a shootout? Who asked for this? #LIBReunion #LIB
Of course that’s Paul. #LIB #LIBReunion
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Of course that’s Paul. #LIB #LIBReunion
@buzzfeed.com Buzzfeed doesn’t have “11 things I learned from Scheana’s book” and I’m bummed.
July 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
@buzzfeed.com Buzzfeed doesn’t have “11 things I learned from Scheana’s book” and I’m bummed.
Is anyone else wondering why one of Anna’s children has a British accent? #freakierfriday
July 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Is anyone else wondering why one of Anna’s children has a British accent? #freakierfriday
My male Uber driver just turned up Party in the USA and started singing along. Now we’re both singing. It’s a good day.
July 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My male Uber driver just turned up Party in the USA and started singing along. Now we’re both singing. It’s a good day.
Glad that’s cleared up. www.huffpost.com/entry/nick-o...
Nick Offerman Spills On The Exact Reasons Ron Swanson Would've 'Despised' Trump
The "Parks & Recreation" star addressed those who "take their own reading" of the show's iconic libertarian character who was "cool with everybody."
www.huffpost.com
July 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Glad that’s cleared up. www.huffpost.com/entry/nick-o...
I would pay a lot to watch a real time #LoveIslandUSA special where Amaya Papaya gets her phone back.
July 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I would pay a lot to watch a real time #LoveIslandUSA special where Amaya Papaya gets her phone back.
America. We have the chance to get something right. Two hours. Don’t mess it up. #AmayaPapaya #LoveIsland
July 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
America. We have the chance to get something right. Two hours. Don’t mess it up. #AmayaPapaya #LoveIsland
I hope all these fireworks are for kids. Kids love fireworks. So do deaf dogs. Otherwise there is nothing to celebrate.
July 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I hope all these fireworks are for kids. Kids love fireworks. So do deaf dogs. Otherwise there is nothing to celebrate.
I feel like “I told you so” is going to be said a lot in the coming months. Will that get through? If not, what will?
July 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I feel like “I told you so” is going to be said a lot in the coming months. Will that get through? If not, what will?
I almost think that they should put up like 15 boys and girls next year and be like “who should go into the villa?” Clearly social media addicts are better at background checks than #LoveIslandUSA.
July 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I almost think that they should put up like 15 boys and girls next year and be like “who should go into the villa?” Clearly social media addicts are better at background checks than #LoveIslandUSA.
Amaya Papaya knows preternaturally about the Big Beautiful Bill being passed today. Just a bit ball of positivity anyway.
July 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Amaya Papaya knows preternaturally about the Big Beautiful Bill being passed today. Just a bit ball of positivity anyway.
Offered to plan some games for a bachelorette party in August. The bride is super into dinosaurs. And like “pin the dick on the guy” is a thing.
So we’re buying two games and building “pin the balls on the T-Rex” and I cannot stop giggling.
So we’re buying two games and building “pin the balls on the T-Rex” and I cannot stop giggling.
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Offered to plan some games for a bachelorette party in August. The bride is super into dinosaurs. And like “pin the dick on the guy” is a thing.
So we’re buying two games and building “pin the balls on the T-Rex” and I cannot stop giggling.
So we’re buying two games and building “pin the balls on the T-Rex” and I cannot stop giggling.
At what point can I fight these old white men with biased thoughts in a cage match? I’d do it for free, but if you wanna watch just $5.
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At what point can I fight these old white men with biased thoughts in a cage match? I’d do it for free, but if you wanna watch just $5.
Did Huda break the sound barrier running to Casa Amor? #LoveIslandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Did Huda break the sound barrier running to Casa Amor? #LoveIslandUSA