@halleyblue.bsky.social
i haven't watched a quentin tarantino movie since 2017 and have managed to live a very fulfilled life.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fast forward to me saying “suck a fat one” next week at an incredibly inappropriate time and then laughing while those in my company confusingly decide what next steps to take
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There’s a bad apple in every bunch. Sometimes there’s only one good apple in a bunch and that’s why there won’t be any apple pie this Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The one where Chandler buys the van
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Who is the modern (living)) King of Bops and is it Kenny Chesney? Because I think it is.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I worked for Public Allies (an AmeriCorps program) which program’s budget was intentionally low so we’d qualify for food assistance. Nov 1 is a gut-punch to people trying to do good.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
AI email readers just tell me if the sender is mad at me or not
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@deltaairrep.bsky.social automatic flushing toilets on a plane is NOT the way forward. You’re going to yank out someone’s IUD that way
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
if you play wordle in Mexico the words are in Spanish?!
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Manifesting a Hot Mess tour with Shania, Mariah and Lauryn.
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Better not go to dunkin
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My favorite dance is a grave dance
September 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hope Newsom still copies the president and also profiles people* on the street and takes them away**

Homeless*
To a hotel with resources available**
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
manifesting ChillVille - a low sensory, no adrenaline theme park with no lines and mood lighting.
September 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Reposted
The Vera C. Rubin Observatory, Chile, recently released its first images of the cosmos/deep space. Vera Rubin (1928-2016) was a pioneering US astronomer whose work provided convincing evidence for the existence of unseen "dark" matter in the Universe #WomensArt
June 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
a very popular educational tourist attraction that caters to those of all ages and economic classes is no longer selling books for the over ten years old demographic. I’m devastated. Grieving. Not overreacting. NO BOOKS IN GIFT SHOPS.
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
See a meme
Laugh
Begin to share meme with husband
See he has already “liked” it
But he didn’t share it with me
But I was going to share it with him
Why do I get so upset at this step?
May 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Husband and I have conflicting arguments regarding if we would trust Dave Franco to measure our drugs for us
May 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Our first Virgo Pope since Gregory XVI <3
May 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is a good time to pitch my new show: Ghost Popes. The new pope almost dies on his way to the balcony and can now see ghosts but all the ghosts are past popes.
May 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When it is prom night the whole town should have to dress up. Embarrassing to be in athleisure next to such queens
May 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I wanted to retire
May 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What they’ll call me in our post-apocalyptic world.
May 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
dudette
luddite
lucite

Lots of beef with today's spelling bee
April 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is there a TV character who loves cats more than Louis Litt?
April 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM