Halle Mallard, PhD
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Halle Mallard, PhD
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Former pipetter 🧬👩🏼‍🔬🧫 turned anatomy professor 🦴🧠🫀 at UNMC.
When former students send you research articles that reminded them of something from your class. 🥹
June 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I was on vacation last week and so was my office cactus. I messed up its watering schedule so it got upgraded from a windowless office (with a grow light) to the corner conference room with lots of windows so a coworker could water it for me. 😂🧠🌵
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I made bear claw spleens to celebrate finishing our physical therapy Thorax, Abdomen, and Pelvis anatomy course! IYKYK. 🥐💜

The spleens are also histologically accurate, being stuffed with red pulp (strawberry jelly) and white pulp (white chocolate chips). 🍓

#AnatomyBaking
April 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
UNMC's College of Allied Health Professions is looking for a faculty anatomist at our location in Kearney! 💀🧠🫀

Check out the job posting if you're interested. 👇

unmc.peopleadmin.com/postings/91834
RHEC Anatomy Faculty- Rank DOQ
This gross anatomy faculty position is located at the Douglas R. Kristensen Rural Health EducationComplex (RHEC) on the University of Nebraska Kearney (UNK) campus in Kearney, Nebraska. The gross anat...
unmc.peopleadmin.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This Barbie is an anatomist. 💅🏼💀 #chatGPT
April 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Regular people making green bean casserole:

The anatomist making green bean casserole: wow so many things, including this can opener, are engineered to harness the power of supination.
December 24, 2024 at 3:00 PM