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Halie Brown
@halieeliza.bsky.social
UofA Alum // Opossum apologist.

Currently: West Volusia Correspondent for Hometown News, Tin Box Recipes.

Sometimes: American Red Cross Disaster Action Team.

Formerly: The Outlaw Ocean Project, TFAS NYT Research Intern, UATRAV.
Get a food mill and make your own cranberry sauce. I promise it’s worth it.
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A Modern Intermission: THE Cranberry Sauce
Canned jelly is fine, but I think you deserve more. Treat yo self.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If you’re going to make EDM, why would you even THINK about mixing in an alarm clock? Do you hate me?
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Glen Powell needs to perform a third “Chad” role to complete his Chad Trilogy. His Chadilogy, if you will. #chadpowers #chadradwell
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m forever changed by @uarkansas.bsky.social (i.e., can’t see a hog without saying “woo pig”)
August 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Too many feral cats and too few "Trap Neuter Return" volunteers? This story on Deltona's developing TNR program problem is starting to pick up steam amongst other news outlets in Volusia County: www.hometownnewsvolusia.com/news/city-of...
City of Deltona looking for options for feral cats
Like most of Florida, the City of Deltona has a feral cat problem, but, in recent years, it has developed a “TNR program” problem.
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August 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Manatees are frequently in the news when the congregate in the winter, but many people forget they can be found in Florida’s waterways year round.

If you’re go out on the water, take precautions to protect Florida’s native sea cows.

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Remembering the legacy of a Fighting Irishman manatee at Blue Spring
In late April, one of the oldest West Indian manatees at Blue Spring State Park was struck and killed by a watercraft in the St. Johns River near Jacksonville, according
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June 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s insane how much chemistry Michael B. Jordan has with Michael B. Jordan.
April 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Lemons into lemonade.
Water into wine.
Instant potato mix into gnocchi.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This week: a batter recipe that will give you a crispy breading for chicken. A family favorite, this was frequently cooked by Linda for unlucky children who had been born between December and January, perhaps as an apology for their parents’ poor timing. Enjoy!

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Fried Chicken and Corn Fritters
And a brief history on our late author so we may come to know her motivations and machinations
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January 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hey world, how’s it going? Bit of a soft life update:

Back in the fall of 2024 I decided to shift gears to focus on volunteer work and a few other personal projects. One such venture was an unofficial cookbook with 150+ of my grandmother’s favorite recipes that she kept in a tin box.
Welcome to Linda Brown’s Tin Recipe Box
Hello old friend! If you’re taking the time to read this I want to welcome you to Linda Brown’s posthumous recipe blog, a limited run publication where once a week I (your guide, her granddaughter) wi...
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January 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Still relatable.
I have decided to retire at the ripe age of right now
January 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And God said, The McRib is back: and there was McRib. And God saw the McRib, and it was good; and God divided the McRib from the rest of McDonald’s menu to make it “limited time only” so as to artificially drive demand and further capitalize on cheap pork prices.
November 29, 2024 at 7:24 PM
So cool to watch this come to fruition! Listen now on streaming services everywhere (and check out our super rad website):

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January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I fear when the robots rise against us because I sure as hell cannot count without their help
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Absolutely incredible work by our team!

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I have never been prouder of our team. Winning a Polk is among one of the greatest honors in journalism, and this is an incredible moment for The Outlaw Ocean Project.

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Playing a dangerous game of how many different types of cheeses I can keep in my fridge
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Saw a manatee stampede yesterday. Even when in a rush they take their time
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
After two perilous years I FINALLY baked the perfect brie. I am free.
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There is something profoundly absurd and poetic about traveling across the country during Christmas-time and sleeping across the street from a Jesus Themed Mega Barn Seafood Cafe. Can’t necessarily put a finger on it. A one-of-a-kind experience.
January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
An incredible podcast!

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Arkansas REPRESENT

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The reach of The Outlaw Ocean Music Project and dedication of our artists is simply incredible. “Aliou’s Journey,” based on Ian Urbina’s most recent reporting in Libya, is available on all streaming platforms now.

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Outlaw Ocean Project has such a spectacular team and it’s been an honor to work with them. It is wonderful to see months of hard work pay off in this must-read piece.

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January 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM