*brow furrows after not having moved in 13 months*hmph. Perhaps I was too crass...too bold in my love and my protection. *my sheath and blade become one onceover* Thank you, navi sings. You've protected this world from my calamitous fervor.

Onto find another that deserves it...

Hello, Everyone. I love my wife. If you have a problem with that, well...goodbye from my sight *unsheating my katana*