half/moon
@halfslashmoon.bsky.social
any 40-year-old babies looking to get cradled?
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
any 40-year-old babies looking to get cradled?
Saw this book cover in a dark room and got scared out of my fucking mind
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Saw this book cover in a dark room and got scared out of my fucking mind
Doctor, what is this??? Where did you even find this???
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Doctor, what is this??? Where did you even find this???
don't cry, doctor. it's ok, doctor
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
don't cry, doctor. it's ok, doctor
she's out like a light
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
she's out like a light
no way in hell am i in the right state of mind for it, but can you imagine Pallid Shores 2???
October 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
no way in hell am i in the right state of mind for it, but can you imagine Pallid Shores 2???
Dr. Button from the side: a little angel, a kitty cat, ✨ wow✨
Dr. Button from the front: she's got 30 minutes a day that the boss isn't riding her dick. she's got a ham and swiss on rye and a cigarette and if you so much as speak toward her, you're gonna lose an eye
Dr. Button from the front: she's got 30 minutes a day that the boss isn't riding her dick. she's got a ham and swiss on rye and a cigarette and if you so much as speak toward her, you're gonna lose an eye
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dr. Button from the side: a little angel, a kitty cat, ✨ wow✨
Dr. Button from the front: she's got 30 minutes a day that the boss isn't riding her dick. she's got a ham and swiss on rye and a cigarette and if you so much as speak toward her, you're gonna lose an eye
Dr. Button from the front: she's got 30 minutes a day that the boss isn't riding her dick. she's got a ham and swiss on rye and a cigarette and if you so much as speak toward her, you're gonna lose an eye
She's helping me read
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She's helping me read
she always looks like she's saying "what the fuck are you doing in there?"
October 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
she always looks like she's saying "what the fuck are you doing in there?"
3 hour recording time with my friend. turned out we had an audience
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
3 hour recording time with my friend. turned out we had an audience
BREAKING!!! BRAVE GIRL EATS TREAT NEAR HUMAN
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BREAKING!!! BRAVE GIRL EATS TREAT NEAR HUMAN
the logic is unassailable
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the logic is unassailable
look!! at my brave baby! who came to look at me from a safe distance this morning!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
look!! at my brave baby! who came to look at me from a safe distance this morning!!!!
wait, *top players* don't... want me to... what? why???
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
wait, *top players* don't... want me to... what? why???
the most direct interaction i have had with my cat ever is her PUSHING THIS DOOR OPEN to watch me poop in the middle of the night. why!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the most direct interaction i have had with my cat ever is her PUSHING THIS DOOR OPEN to watch me poop in the middle of the night. why!!!!
Long ass text post from Tumblr
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Long ass text post from Tumblr
Ma'am, why are you behaving like this?
September 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ma'am, why are you behaving like this?
Ash had meant to say, "I'd like to drive down to the tip of the bay," But this, inexplicably, was not what came out of their mouth. What they said instead was a sentence that they had never heard nor thought in their life.
"I want to watch the Glass Lady, rising over the ocean."
"I want to watch the Glass Lady, rising over the ocean."
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ash had meant to say, "I'd like to drive down to the tip of the bay," But this, inexplicably, was not what came out of their mouth. What they said instead was a sentence that they had never heard nor thought in their life.
"I want to watch the Glass Lady, rising over the ocean."
"I want to watch the Glass Lady, rising over the ocean."
"i plan to clean up some old drafts and get them released soon" - a statement by an utter fool. my body and brain and heart hurt and i slept on my floor last night and rolled in cat hair and everything feels weird. here is a Place you can go to.
September 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"i plan to clean up some old drafts and get them released soon" - a statement by an utter fool. my body and brain and heart hurt and i slept on my floor last night and rolled in cat hair and everything feels weird. here is a Place you can go to.
they house my brain in this device
September 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
they house my brain in this device
My cat watching me make bird sounds in bed
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My cat watching me make bird sounds in bed