Will this one do?

I know this area well and the crazy thing is that there is a live information board about the tide times that you have to pass and it's plastered with warnings about what to do if you get stuck. You can see it on Google Maps.

"I was once unable to brush my teeth for two days due to being logged out of my toothbrush"

The valuable vs blank hard drive dilemma:

Absolutely outrageous way to describe Newport

Just a normal overflow pipe

I used to live near this place. Took me a while to suss that the hair and coffee were separate things.

The original piece is a classic case of headlines that ask a question and to which the answer is always no #QTWTAIN

A downbeat week of course but I'm very pro this Lidl Christmas truck shithousery. I know it's a stunt and it 100% works.

I was a bit disappointed to learn that the installation of a massive chair is not part of the proposed political changes in Wales

Doing this YouGov survey wasn't the uplifting Monday morning moment I was hoping for

Turns out your man Werner Herzog is a qualitative social scientist