Can't wait to die of food poisoning eating an Arby's roast beef sandwich that, for some reason, cost $35. Thank you Mr secretary of health 🫡

The horrors persist. Nevertheless

Lol shit sucks

gonna make bluesky terminology even grosser now. Fuck it. “Bro you didnt rejaculate my quote skeet”

@scalzi.com I finished Kaiju Preservation Society! And while I don't have the reach or prestige of Hideo Kojima I'd like to say I enjoyed it 👍

i think if i were a u.s. senator i would definitely call for bob menendez's resignation but it would be as much for how gauche the corruption was as it would be for the corruption itself. like, c'mon man, gold bars? jackets stuffed with cash? have some dignity you mayor quimby motherfuck

Trying to explain the weekend's games to my cat.

"Indiana went to 4OT with WHO?"

This is one of my GOATed snacks. I feel this is finally a safe place to share it

I don’t want to hear about wellness on this app, thanks in advance, I have no intention of improving myself

bsky read like "brewski" so this place is definitely for da boys