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Untied Stātov América
@halfmassed.bsky.social
130 followers 68 following 120 posts
07/04/1776 - 11/05/2024
The experiment failed.
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halfmassed.bsky.social
From the just timeline.
Single-panel cartoon: Three tribal men on horseback, looking across an expanse toward colonial settlers and their wagons. One of the natives says to another, "I don't like doing these immigration raids, but it's gotta be done."
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
halfmassed.bsky.social
And even then
White mug: " Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC as I don't give EEFFOC until I had my coffee "
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Remind the tv stooges that this'll apply to them, as well:
Poster: " "I was just following orders" will NOT be an acceptable plea at the eventual TRIAL. "
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
I said "Tooth hurty, too!"
and my dentist blinked just at me
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
👇🏽🤎👇🏽
Single-panel artoon: Three tribal men on horseback, looking across an expanse toward colonial settlers and their wagons. One of the natives says, "I don't like doing these immigration raids, but it's gotta be done."
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
#enough
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Poster: "I was only following orders" will NOT be an acceptable plea at the eventual TRIAL.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Poster: "YOU ARE NOT ALONE"
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Enough is enough.
Poster-- " "I was only following orders" WILL NOT BE AN ACCEPTABLE PLEA at the EVENTUAL TRIAL "
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Poster: "YOU MAY SMIRK but THIS MATTERS and WE HAVE SPINE"
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
halfmassed.bsky.social
In regards to a future landmark day:
Poster: " " I was only following orders" WILL NOT BE AN ACCEPTABLE PLEA at the EVENTUAL TRIAL. " Blue font. The word "NOT", in red.
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
halfmassed.bsky.social
🎡🎠🎢🎪.
September 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
halfmassed.bsky.social
Actual* photograph.
September 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM