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(Dudette LVL:22 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵) I can post everything that's can be posted about Halflings in a Day. But in a hundred years we can still surprise you.
Shaw!
Garana
Medino!
Poshanka
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

(Ok i was super nerd in that one)
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why people thing its super cute when we Brazilians try to speak English? Like i have an friend that is the most edgy dark depressed vampiric mf who exist (hi Lost :D) and he absolutely melts in rainbows every time i say "Pillow" (i spell it as "pie low")
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Baked chocolate ones today
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Biscuits :3
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I have a confession.
Starmen are real.
And they watch people like you and me all the time.
Gathering Data.

You can only see them if you consume the sacred herb and ascend. Become Woke and Balanced.👁️_👁️
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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From the 5th edition core rulebook
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
For the person who puts giant boobs on my tl: Thank You
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that isn't Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So, an fucking cyclore happened here in the shire but we all ok, except for some chickens who learned to fly
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Im a vanilla hobbit
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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DONT EAT THAT GLURPEE!!

Glurpee: This wizard edible aint sh--- 👁️_👁️
* Mongolian throat singing *
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hehe, i keep stealing Old Bilbo spoons and he still thinks its Lobelia who is doing it
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
After stop using twitter i noticed twitter users are annoying as fuck for no real reason
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think i only have half stomach now... I cant even eat like an hobbit now
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Indeed. But at least my wife is back 🖤

SHE LIVES! SHE LIVES!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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You are no true penis haver if you cannot do the helicopter...
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Im sad :(
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Worldbuilding? I call it remembering where you're actually from.
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I dislike broken glass, it tastes like blood
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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If Treasure Planet 2 had come out. Do you think that cyborg in blue would have been like: "JIM. I AM YOUR FATHER"
September 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.
August 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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