needs to warn of ringing doorbells too

for sure! i just warn against that phrase when engaging with creationists. this “more/less evolved” idea makes them think “why do we still have monkeys and apes” is a gotcha. every animal is adapted for its own niche.

you hear a beautiful orchestra im biting my tongue so i dont sing-shout THE ONE WHO GETS THERE FIRST WILL BE IN A SUPERWAGON WRAPPED AND BOWED AND ON THE SNOW ITS GONNA BLOW IT HAS A SAIL LOOKS LIKE A SLEIGH LOOK OUT WORLD WERE ON OUR WAY! PHARFIGNEWTON COME LETS SCURRY TIME TO GO WEVE GOT TO HURRY

i wouldnt use that language, because there are a lot of “good paths.” evolution only selects for surviving and reproducing, not inventing 5G or landing on the moon. sharks have survived millions of years longer than we have without tools, and only time will tell if roaches fare “better” than we will

thats why “humans are evolved animals” is a problematic phrase. “we share a common ancestor” would be better. but this post is mostly ragebait all the way down, anyway

not to “well actually,” but all animals are equally “evolved.” they evolved to fit different niches. most animals are a lot better than humans at surviving in their environments without tools and constructs, because thats what they have evolved to do

me when i lie

imagine like a sad piano under it

sorry but as a nashvillian i think its more that the preds would go 0-82

i swear someones just making them up so moms can see something on twitter and say ‘hey guess what a group of labradoodles is called. no, guess. guess! you have to guess! a ‘pack?’ no you stupid idiot its called a ‘sunshine’ of labradoodles you dumb ass”

‘anywhere on the internet’ guy who hasnt touched fanfic communities with a ten foot pole